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B Y THE TIME I MADE it home, it was doing a little bit of everything outsideâsleet, rain, even a little snow swirling, none of it sticking, not even to my windshield. Other drivers on the roads had lost their minds. I passed half a dozen accidents just in the four miles between Prestonâs office and my apartment, but I didnât stop to shoot any of them. Instead of going straight upstairs, I headed for the mercado to buy some food and sinus pills.
It was always the same short Hispanic guy standing behind the counter. He had never once looked me in the eyes. He had a dark round Mesoamerican face with almost no trace of European in it, a face you might see looking sideways at you from the wall of a pyramid. I grabbed a shopping basket and rolled to the coolers in back, loaded up with four quarts of Tecate beer, and a twelve-pack of Diet Coke. I grabbed some limes, a block of queso blanco and a pack of fresh tortillas. The sinus pills were behind the bulletproof glass at the cash register.
By the time I made it to the front of the store, our landlord, Walter Pinch, was leaning against the counter. âAfternoon, Miss Jackie,â he almost sang. He shook my hand with his moist, bony one, then unloaded my basket, setting everything on the counter.
Walter Pinch was a black man no bigger than a twelve-year-old boy. He dressed like a COGIC preacher in a black three-piece Italian suit, red silk tie and red handkerchief sticking three inches up from his top pocket, half a pound of gold on his bony knuckles and a diamond as big as a split pea in his grill. He used hair straighteners and walked on his toes like he was walking onto a stage.
This close to him, I could smell the gin on his breath. I instantly grokked his plightâa straight gin man with a mickey in the back pocket, never got drunk, just a nip now and then until the end of the day when the pint was empty and his liver was another day harder with the sclerosis that would ultimately lay him dick-up in the earth. I liked him the first time I met him, when he rented me the apartment and offered to carry up my stuff, weak and feeble as he was.
He introduced me to the man behind the counter. âThis here is Jackie Lyons. Sheâs taken the apartment upstairs,â Walter said. âJackie, this here is Nachos.â
âHappy to meet you,â Nachos said. He finally looked at me and smiled.
âShe just moved in,â Walter continued. âThis is Nachosâs store. Heâs been here about six years now, ainât it?â
He nodded and said, â Siete .â
âNachos is good folk. You need anything, Nachos has got it. If he ainât got it, heâll get it.â
âThatâs good to know,â I said. âYou look like youâre having yourself a fine day, Mr. Pinch.â
âEvery day is a fine day, Miss Jackie. Life is too short to have shitty days.â
âSometimes life gives you shitty days.â
âThatâs true enough,â Walter agreed. âAll the more reason not to make shitty ones yourself.â He squeezed my arm as he staggered by, headed toward the beer coolers at the back. Nachos rang up my stuff.
âSo whatâs your real name?â I asked him.
âMynor.â
âIs this your place?â
âIâm just the manager. I started out sweeping floors here, now I still sweep floors, but Iâm the manager. The owner lives in Singapore. So you live upstairs?â I nodded. âThe music, is it too loud?â
âItâs OK,â I said. I barely even noticed the Tejano music anymore.
âI can turn it down. My wife listens to it.â
âI donât mind.â He seemed to like that I didnât mind. He smiled as he rang up my beer. He had perhaps the worst set of teeth Iâd ever seen in my life. He looked like someone had dipped his teeth in acid and stuck them back into his face to rot.
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