taught bridge by a professional. My father believed that no expense should be spared on my education. Bridge, dancing, lessons in drawing and on the harp. Italian. Astronomyââ
âFour spades,â said Julia in some haste.
âJulia, pet, you interrupt Aunt Fanny.â
âWhat does four spades mean?â Miss Ogilvie asked. âEssex, what does she mean by four spades?â
Aunt Fanny went on. âI was only trying to explain that my education was not, as you sometimes seem to believe, wholly neglected. I was not, perhaps, a diligent student, but that implies no criticism of my father, whose only aim was to see me a cultivated, gracious woman.â
âAnd
she
refused to believe him,â Maryjane said to Arabella, âbecause she had no faith, you know? And of course he
had
lied to her before, about adopting the child. And then the natives got cholera . . . cholera? Essex?â
âPass,â said Mrs. Willow. âI have absolutely nothing at all,â she explained to Aunt Fanny.
âTalking across the table,â said Miss Ogilvie roguishly. âNow, Mrs. Willow,
you
know better.â
âI shall of course withdraw my bid,â Aunt Fanny said stiffly.
âNot at all,â Miss Ogilvie said. âWe wouldnât
dream
ââ
âI was taught by a professional, Miss Ogilvie. If my partner reveals her hand, intentionally or unintentionallyââ
âEssex,â Miss Ogilvie said, âwhat shall I do? Julia has bid four spades, and Aunt Fanny has withdrawn her bid, so what shall
I
do?â
ââand of course he had to inject the stuff into himself first, to
show
them, and he didnât know his wife hadââ
âFive hearts, then, I guess.â
âThat was Aunt Fannyâs suit, Miss Ogilvie.â
âOh, dear.â Miss Ogilvie consulted her hand. âI guess I didnât mean hearts, anyway. Iâm sorry, everybody. I
did
mean diamonds.â
âFive diamonds?â Julia asked.
âI stand corrected,â Aunt Fanny said. âI was under the impression that oneâs first bid was of the suit one intended. I am happy to know that I have been wrong all these years, and so, of course, was the professional teacher from whom I learned. I have not, of course, kept up with the newer rules, so I am now aware of a kind of bid I had always thought illegal.â
ââand the chiefâs little son, the apple of his eye, and really the
cutest
little fellow, even though he wasââ
âEssex?â said Miss Ogilvie helplessly.
âSix no trump,â Julia said.
Aunt Fanny folded her cards and put them in the center of the table. âIf we should ever play bridge again,â she said, âwill you, Essex, see that we have clean cards? I had not passed, Julia; you had no authority to bid.â She turned her chair away from the table and, awkwardly, the others set down their cards. âEssex,â said Aunt Fanny, âhave our guests been offered drinks? Cigars?â
âMrs. Willow,â said Essex gravely, âwill you have a cigar?â
ââand then, of course, all the other natives, and I wish you could have seen it; he was so tall and dignified, and yet he was so happy, too, and in spite of his wifeââ
âI
will
have a drink, however,â Mrs. Willow said.
ââand
she
died, although actually in real life they are
still
happilyââ
Julia gathered up the cards and laid out a game of solitaire; she began to whistle softly.
âConsider,â said Essex, âconsiderâyou drink straight Scotch, Mrs. Willow?âconsider our several methods of estimating reality. We are, not to put too fine a point on it, gathered here waiting, and yet we have no way to prepare; this is not real, what we are doing nowâwe have no function, beyond waiting.â
âA pleasant way to wait,â Mrs. Willow said,