faster, and without having to pay for it?â
Noah looked annoyed. âUh, well, maybe because some of us
canât
do any of that stuff? You might get to zip around the place going all high-tech all the time, but what about me?â
Rex saw the hurt on his friendâs face. âHey, Noah, Iâm sorry,â he said. âI guess I didnât think of it like that.â
âYeah, well, donât worry about it,â Noah said. He leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. âJust forget it.â
Rex looked at the motionless zombies on screen, then back to his friend. âYou know, maybe the fair would be better than being stuck in here?â
Noahâs face brightened. âSo, what, youâll come?â
âWe can try,â Rex said. âMe and Bobo have been sneaking out a lot lately, so Six has got the place locked down pretty tight. It wonât be easy to get out.
Bobo
!â
There was a grunt from Rexâs bed. Bobo, the talking Evo chimp, opened one eye. âWhat is it, kid? Iâm trying to catch up on my beauty sleep here.â
âGet your hat,â Rex told him. âWeâre stepping out for some fresh air.â
Even as the hand clamped down on Rexâs shoulder, he knew it belonged to Agent Six.
âAnd where do you think youâre going?â Six asked.
Rex stood up from the air duct he had been about to crawl inside. There were few windows in Providence base, and the doors were heavily guarded. Even the ventilation system was alarmed and magnetically sealed. This should have stopped anyone breaking in or out, but Rex wasnât just anyone. His nanites had taken care of the security systems in a matter of seconds. Noah and Bobo had already clambered into the air duct. Rex could hear them thudding their wayalong the narrow passageway.
âHey, Six,â Rex said, raising his voice to try to drown out the din his friends were making. He thought fast. âWe, uh, I mean
I
was just⦠checking the air conditioning.â
âAnd why were you doing that?â asked Six.
âBecause,â began Rex, âIâm thinking of becoming a⦠heating engineer.â He replayed the excuse in his head. âYeah, that works,â he said.
Six sighed. âBobo. Noah. Get back here.â
The thudding stopped. There was silence for a moment, and then Noahâs voice echoed out from within the duct. âUm, I donât think I can turn round.â
âHey, get your butt out of my face, kid!â Bobo said.
âTheyâre checking the system for blockages,â Rex explained, weakly.
âYou can cut the excuses,â Six said. âYou were trying to sneak out. Again.â
Rex hung his head. âYeah,â he confessed. âThereâs a fair in town and Noah thought itâd be cool if we went. But I know, too dangerous, I shouldnât go wandering off,
yadda, yadda, yadda
.â
He turned and spoke into the air duct. âCome on,guys,â he said. âSix isnât going to let us go.â
âYou can go.â
âYou donât have to apologise, Six, I know itâs ⦠Wait. Did you say I could go?â
Six nodded. âI know being stuck in here isnât much fun, Rex, and at least this way Iâll know where you are.â
Rex grinned. âI always did like you, Six,â he said.
âBut you keep your wits about you at all times,â Six instructed. âAnd youâre back here for curfew.â
âWhat timeâs curfew?â Rex asked.
âWhen I call you and tell you it is,â Agent Six said.
With a shrug, Rex clambered through the window. âWeâd better get moving, then. Thanks, Six.â Rex knelt down by the open vent.
âYou know youâre free to use the door now, right?â Six asked.
âYeah, but whereâs the fun in that?â
Six gave him a curt nod. âFair enough,â he said. âOh, but
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