poured the surplus mix into my glass.
âThere you go, another gift from the house.â
I raised my eyes to look at him. âThanks, but I donât want to take advantage. Let me know how much I owe you.â
âNothing Sophie, really⦠donât worry about it. Just stay and talk to me.â He went to serve a young couple and came straight back.
âSteven told me you were living in Nevada until recently.â
My shoulders sank under the reminder.
âTender subject?â
âCorrect.â
âIn that case, the topic is over to you.â
The rock and the hard place, I thought.
âSo, do you like your work?â I asked.
âGood retaliation,â he remarked. âBut yeah, I like it.â
âBob,â the waitress squealed in my ear, causing me to jump out of my skin. âTwo Manhattans, a Martini and two Cosmopolitans â table eight.â
He quickly resumed his bartending acrobatics and the drinks were done in less than two minutes.
âHow did you end up here tonight anyway?â
I sighed and sipped on the leftover cocktail, thoughtfully.
âOh⦠I get it. Thereâs a guy, right?â he said.
âKind of.â
âLetâs see if I can guess. Thereâs a man that you like, but he has some kind of commitment problem?â
I smiled. âGot it in one.â
âItâs always the same. Hear it from an expert â if he has a problem with commitment, then itâs time to let him go. A rule of thumb: heâs either in or heâs out.â
âA rule of thumb? What are you? Justin Long in
Heâs Just Not That Into You
?â I asked, raising an eyebrow.
âItâs a rule Sophie, trust me. A man is either in or out and nothing will change his mind. Since when has this been going on?â
âSince never,â I replied.
âItâs a lost cause.â
âYeah, I think Iâm getting that now,â I replied dimly, dumping my elbow onto the bar to prop up my face.
âListen⦠take it from somebody who used to freak out at first scent of commitment. You can tell from the first date. But when I met Melanie I knew it was different, right from the start. From the first time I kissed her I knew she was the one.â
âHow long have you been together?â I asked curiously.
âThree months.â
I laughed. âWait, three months and youâre seriously telling me that this is it⦠forever?â
âAbsolutely. I asked her to marry meâ.
âDamn, after three months?â
âExactly. Sheâs the one.â
âThe oneâ, I thought. I had said that about every single one of my ex-boyfriends. I was gravely mistaken.
I ended up staying until closing time, telling him about my misadventures with the âbloodsucking parasiteâ â his new nickname. He agreed that my post-orgasmic muttering had sent the wrong message and that was why he bolted. But, given his hooker habits, it was probably for the best. Bob kindly gave me a lift back to the parking lot.
Before I got out of the car, he rolled a joint, which I hesitantly shared. Apparently I wasnât supposed to mix it with antidepressants. But then I wasnât really supposed to drink either, so how bad could it be? At worst I would crash out and get a peaceful nightâs sleep.
âHow did you meet Melanie?â I asked after the third drag.
He laughed. âShe used to come in every Wednesday for a cocktail with her friend after work, and let me tell you, she was a pain in my ass. Uptight, you know? Sheâd order the same drink every week and find something wrong with it every time. In the end I started to get this ideaââ
âWhat?â
âWell â I thought that maybe I could loosen her up a bit.â
Typical, I thought. I took another pensive drag. âWhat happened then?â
âOne night, her friend had pulled this guy and left her
Douglas E. Schoen, Melik Kaylan