still hurting his ears. Dusty angels look down on him as he pounds back to the hall.
It is late before they get the cardinal into any sort of bed worthy of the name. Where is his household steward? Where is his comptroller? By this time, he feels it is true that he and Cavendish are old survivors of a campaign. He stays up with Cavendishânot that there are beds, if they wanted themâworking out what they need to keep the cardinal in reasonable comfort; they need plates, unless my lordâs going to dine off dented pewter, they need bedsheets, table linen, firewood. âI will send some people,â he says, âto sort out the kitchens. They will be Italian. It will be violent at first, but then after three weeks it will work.â
Three weeks? He wants to set those children cleaning the copper. âCan we get lemons?â he asks, just as Cavendish says, âSo who will be Chancellor now?â
I wonder, he thinks, are there rats down there? Cavendish says, âRecall His Grace of Canterbury?â
Recall himâfifteen years after the cardinal chivvied him out of that office? âNo, Warhamâs too old.â And too stubborn, too unaccommodating to the kingâs wishes. âAnd not the Duke of Suffolkââbecause in his view Charles Brandon is no brighter than Christopher the mule, though better at fighting and fashion and generally showing offâânot Suffolk, because the Duke of Norfolk wonât have him.â
âAnd vice versa.â Cavendish nods. âBishop Tunstall?â
âNo. Thomas More.â
âBut, a layman and a commoner? And when heâs so opposed in the matter of the kingâs marriage suit?â
He nods, yes, yes, it will be More. The king is known for putting out his conscience to high bidders. Perhaps he hopes to be saved from himself.
âIf the king offers itâand I see that, as a gesture, he mightâsurely Thomas More wonât accept?â
âHe will.â
âBet?â says Cavendish.
They agree to the terms and shake hands on it. It takes their mind off the urgent problem, which is the rats, and the cold; which is the question of how they can pack a household staff of several hundred, retained at Westminster, into the much smaller space at Esher. The cardinalâs staff, if you include his principal houses, and count them up from priests, law clerks, down to floor-sweepers and laundresses, is about six hundred souls. They expect three hundred following them immediately. âAs things stand, weâll have to break up the household,â Cavendish says. âBut weâve no ready money for wages.â
âIâm damned if theyâre going unpaid,â he says, and Cavendish says, âI think you are anyway. After what you said about the relic.â
He catches Georgeâs eye. They start to laugh. At least theyâve got something worthwhile to drink; the cellars are full, which is lucky, Cavendish says, because weâll need a drink over the next weeks. âWhat do you think Norris meant?â George says. âHow can the king be in two minds? How can my lord cardinal be dismissed if he doesnât want to dismiss him? How can the king give way to my lordâs enemies? Isnât the king master over all the enemies?â
âYou would think so.â
âOr is it
her
? It must be. Heâs frightened of her, you know. Sheâs a witch.â
He says, donât be childish. George says, she is so a witch: the Duke of Norfolk says she is, and heâs her uncle, he should know.
Itâs two oâclock, then itâs three; sometimes itâs freeing, to think you donât have to go to bed because there isnât a bed. He doesnât need to think of going home; thereâs no home to go to, heâs got no family left. Heâd rather be here drinking with Cavendish, huddled in a corner of the great chamber at Esher, cold and tired and
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