you like that,â Jerry said.
âIt has its moments,â I admitted.
I presented myself at the front desk and announced that I was there to see Elvis Presley.
âEddie Gianelli.â
The clerk was a young guy who didnât recognize my name. He must have been new.
âYes, sir,â he said, âI have you on the approved visitor list.â He looked up at Jerry. âAnd you, sir?â
âHeâs with me.â
âThat may be, sir, but I canât allow him to go up unless heâs on the list.â
âWell,â I said, âcall the room and ask Mr Presley.â
âI canât disturbââ
âLook,â I said, âIâm expected, and Iâm not going up without my friend. Now, do you want to tell Mr Presley or his people that you wouldnât let me up?â
âWell, no sir, butââ
âCall ⦠or call Tommy.â
âTommy?â
âTommy Harper? The concierge here?â
âYouâre friends with Mr Harper?â
âVery good friends.â
âJust a minute, sir.â
He picked up the phone and called Tommy, grateful for an alternative to having to call Elvisâ suite.
âYes, sir,â I heard him say, âhe says heâs here to see Elvis and heâs a friend of yours. Uh-huh, Eddie Gianelli. Yes, sir. Thank you.â
He hung up and looked at us.
âMr Harper will be right with you.â
âThank you.â
We stepped away from the desk to wait.
âWhat an idiot,â Jerry said. âHe donât know who you are.â
âLots of people donât know who I am, Jerry.â
âNaw, that ainât true, Mr G.,â Jerry said. âOnly the idiots.â
Tommy appeared in moments, walking across the lobby with purposeful strides. His red hair looked redder than ever, and he had that âwhat, me worry?â Alfred E. Neuman look on his face.
âGeez â¦â Jerry said.
âI know.â
âHe looks just like that
Mad
magazine guy.â
âI know.â
âGeez â¦â
I wondered how heâd look in twenty years or so, when he went grey â or bald?
âEddie, what the hell â¦?â Tommy started.
âThis is legit, Tommy,â I said. âElvis is waiting for me.â
âYeah, but whoâs this guy?â
âTommy, meet Jerry Epstein,â I said, âa friend of mine from Brooklyn.â
âBrooklyn?â
Tommy was of the opinion that everybody from Brooklyn was a gangster. Looking at Jerry did nothing to disabuse him of that belief.
âYeah, hello.â
âHi.â
Tommy leaned in and whispered, âYou wanna take him up with you?â
âI do.â
âButââ
âI think youâll find that any friend of mine is a friend of Elvisâ,â I said. âCall him and ask.â
âCall Elvis?â
âYeah.â
âIâm supposed to wait until he calls me.â
âOK, look,â I said, âIâll go to a house phone and call him myself.â
âWhataya gonna tell âim?â
âDonât worry,â I said, âI wonât tell him that you and your clerk gave me a hard time. Iâll just tell him Iâm here and I want to bring Jerry up with me. OK?â
âYeah, yeah, OK,â Tommy said. âThat sounds good. The house phones are over here.â
âI know where the house phones are, Tommy,â I said, but he walked us over to them, anyway.
I picked up the receiver and asked to be connected to Elvis Presleyâs room.
âSir,â the operator said, âIâm only supposed to put through people who are on the approved list.â
âIâm on the list,â I assured her. âEddie Gianelli.â
âMr Gianelli,â she said, as if she recognized my name, âyes, sir, Iâll put you through.â
âThank you.â
The phone rang and after