smacking down that door and then crashing with it into the black living-room, maybe a chair splintering beneath the avalanche. Then some strangled grunts, then his appalled family staring at the still blue eyes.
âYes,â he went on, âof course Iâm against drink, dead against it. But not to my wifeâs extent.â
After that, I used to look at Mrs Ellerbeck with a more speculative eye. Before, sheâd been just a pleasant homebody. But now â well, think of it. Cooped up in two or three rooms with this bearded giant who, when he was boozed up, became an unpredictable stranger, her mother struggling to conceal fear and contempt. Then this shattering end in the darkness! Remembering that silly romantic song, I felt terrible. And how lightly the poor woman had let me off because, when I put a hand into my coat pocket, I found a packet of beef sandwiches!
And, at the next gathering around that organ, she mercifully offered me redemption. âOh, Mr Birkin,â she said, âwe did enjoy that tune you gave us. Canât you change the words round a bit?â And, to salve my soul, this I did â
âThere sat one day in quiet
In a tea-shop by the Rhine â¦â
Only Kathy seemed to see the comical side of it, but she was a merciful girl and never used it against me.
By this time, the apex of the arch and its left-hand side were almost uncovered. The notabilities had been given notable treatment; heâd even used gold leaf on the clothes and, astonishingly, cinnabar to gladden lips and cheeks of the supporting seraphic cast. In fact, here and there, the willingness of whoever had put up the money had gone to his head and heâd been staggeringly prodigal with the expensive reds and almost prohibitively priced leaf.
But once heâd begun (as I was now beginning) on the damned souls dithering on the brink of the flames or hurtling headlong into them, heâd switched to the cheap stuff, red earth and iron oxides. Even so, this concentration of similars saved it from odious comparison with the no-expense-spared Michael and his bloodthirsty furnace-hands. And heâd compensated too by his vigorous treatment: heâd really warmed to the work. Up at the top heâd done an extremely competent job, well, more than that, because he was master of his trade and couldnât have done anything but a great job. But now, coming to this lower slope, heâd thrown in the lot â art and heart.
So, each day, I released a few more inches of a seething cascade of bones, joints and worm-riddled vitals frothing over the fiery weir. A few wretches were still intact. To these he hadnât given a great deal of attention; they were no more than fire fodder. All but one. And he, I could have sworn, was a portrait â a crescent shaped scar on his brow made this almost certain. His bright hair streamed like a torch as, like a second Simon Magus, he plunged headlong down the wall. Two demons with delicately furred legs clutched him, one snapping his right wrist whilst his mate split him with shears.
It was the most extraordinary detail of medieval painting that I had ever seen, anticipating the Breughels by a hundred years. What, in this single detail, had pushed him this immense stride beyond his time?
So there I was, on that memorable day, knowing that I had a masterpiece on my hands but scarcely prepared to admit it, like a greedy child hoards the best chocolates in the box. Each day I used to avoid taking in the whole by giving exaggerated attention to the particular. Then, in the early evening, when the westering sun shone in past my baluster to briefly light the wall, I would step back, still purposefully not letting my eyes focus on it. Then I looked.
It was breathtaking. (Anyway, it took my breath.) A tremendous waterfall of colour, the blues of the apex falling, then seething into a turbulence of red; like all truly great works of art, hammering you with its whole