park, you know, although Lord knows we did the next best thing. Claryâs already named him Goodfellow. Er, yes, thank you very much.â
That was the beauty of Jeremy Rigby; he was easily distracted.
Gabe and Coop, however, were not.
âYou want to tell us what the devilâs going on?â Gabe asked.
âWhy, Gabe, gentlemen, whatever would make you think something is going on ? I will admit I have only a faint hope that the ladies swallowed that farradiddle about Sadie and I discovering a mutual affection, but they wonât question it. In truth, Miss Hamilton made a foolish mistake, I committed a worse faux pas, thus compounding the error, and now we are constrained to marry. It happens every day. Or at least it seems to. As I recall, Gabe, it nearly happened to you. Oh, wait a moment, it did. To both of you, to one degree or another. I suppose Iâm simply following in your footsteps, taking my hints from watching you.â
âThea was deliberately putting herself in danger. I had no choice.â
âThere are always choices, Gabe. And you, Coop, you and Dany were on your way to the altar within four and twenty hours of your first meeting, which I was so fortunate to witness.â
âThere were unusual circumstances, and you know it, and the engagement was meant only as a ploy, a temporary solution.â
âI was rather in on that , as well, wasnât I? Perhaps the fates are having their fun with me now, as a sort of punishment. Do you think weâll tumble into love when we least expect it, Sadie and I, as you fellows did? I doubt it, but at least my ward wonât have to worry about losing her aunt.â
âYes, at the bottom of it, itâs the child, isnât it,â Coop remarked, not as a question, but as a statement he felt certain was correct. He always had been the most levelheaded of their group. âThis all has something to do with Johnâs orphaned daughter.â
âIt may also have something to do with the obvious beauty of that young lady over there.â
âI admit to an attraction, Gabe, yes,â Darby said, laughing. âIn fact, marriage to Sadie has seemed the only logical solution since we first met, if sheâs to become a part of my household, and clearly Marley loves her. The events of this morning only gave me an opportunity to avail myself of that solution. There. Are you all happier now? Iâm not exactly throwing myself away strictly for the child, or on impulse. I may have only the one eye, but it sees quite well.â
âBut marriage, Darby?â Gabe shook his head. âOut of your own mouth, you didnât even know her true name an hour ago, if she really is Johnâs sister. Weâd hate to see you hoodwinked.â
Darby raised a finger to wipe at a nonexistent tear. âAh, my friends, how you warm my heart with your concern.â
âWe could also be worrying about that young lady over there. If youâre convinced she is who she now says she is, someone should warn her that youâre not the first man any of us would choose to easily take on the role of spouse.â
âThen perhaps, Gabe, you ought to toddle on over there and tell her. âBeware, beware, Miss Hamilton, you are sticking your head into a lionâs mouth.ââ
âOh, shut up,â Coop muttered, stepping forward. âLook, Darbyâweâre here, just as youâve always been for us. But damn it all, what are you doing?â
The top of his head was very nearly ready to explode. âI made a promise to John, and Iâm a man of my word. Iâm protecting the child.â
âFrom what?â
Darby pushed his fingers against his forehead, vainly attempting to shove away the headache. âI agree, there is that, isnât there? Sadie hasnât told me yet, but thereâs something.â
âOh,â Rigby said, smiling. âThere you go, gentlemen, he does have a