Miles rushed over to the cot and looked underneath it.
âNothing,â he grumbled, standing up and yanking open the drawer on the nightstand. I guess he didnât find anything in there either because he slammed it shut. There was another door in the far corner of the room, and thatâs where he headed next.
âWhatâs in here?â he asked.
âProbably a portal to another dimension?â
Miles knocked on the door. âMr. Autumn, are you in there?â
âUncle Hal!â I yelled. âItâs me! Charlie! Weâre going to open this door! Donât shoot!â
There was no answer, so Miles eased the door open and peered inside. I took a step back.
âJust a bathroom,â he said, and marched back into the middle of the room. âThis doesnât make any sense. I thought you said he was living in here.â
âThatâs what my mom said, but who knows.â
âMaybe heâs set up camp in the woods,â Miles said. âIt would explain why we havenât seen him since last night.â
âYeah, maybe, but why would he have a lifetimeâs supply of canned food stuffed in the pantry if he was living out in the woods? That doesnât seem normal, does it?â
Miles was about to answer when Mom marched in, making my heart actually stop beating for about three seconds.
âWhat are you two doing in here?â
âYou shouldnât sneak up on people like that,â I said, pounding on my chest to get my heart started again. âEspecially when theyâre busy snooping around in a crazy manâs room.â
âI thought I told you to respect Halâs privacy,â she said.
âArenât you concerned about your brotherâs welfare?â I asked. âYour only brotherâs welfare? I hate to break it to you, Mom, but he may have disappeared.â
âHe hasnât disappeared just because heâs not in his room.â
âThereâs nothing in his room,â I said. âIsnât that strange?â
âWhen it comes to Hal, thatâs only a little strange.â
âHe might be hurt,â Miles said.
âThank you for your concern, Miles,â she said, âbut unless youâd like to pitch in and start scraping paint, Iâm going to have to ask you to come back another time.â
âIâd be happy to help,â Miles said.
âOh man, thatâs a huge mistake,â I said.
âI canât pay you anything,â Mom added.
âThatâs fine, Ms. Autumn. I love manual labor. Plus, maybe this will make up for the way I disturbed you last night.â
Mom sighed. âI think we have an extra scraper in the truck.â
âYouâre not seriously going to spend your day scraping paint?â I said, trudging back into the kitchen behind Miles.
âItâll give me a chance to see if Hal comes back,â he whispered. âI need to know.â
Saturday, 4:05 p.m.
We spent the rest of the afternoon scraping paint off the exterior of the inn, and I felt like a huge wad of Jell-O when Mom finally called us in at four oâclock. There was a cooler, stuffed with bottles of soda and ice, sitting just inside the kitchen door. Johnny and I each grabbed a bot-tle, Lilith declined (adding that sheâd never contaminate herself with that junk) and Miles stood in the doorway.
âCharlie, did you put on any sunscreen today?â Mom asked.
âA smidge,â I said, opening the soda and chugging back half the bottle.
âWhen?â
âAbout six hours ago,â I said and burped loudly.
âYou should have reapplied,â she said, frowning. âYou look like a boiled lobster.â
âI feel like one, too,â I said, and finished off the rest of my drink. âMaybe I should take the day off tomorrow. You know, just to make sure the skin peels off evenly.â
âWe talked about this, Charlie. We canât
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