tired-looking overcoat and tucked a scarf in around his neck, preparing to brave the elements. âLeaving so soon?â
âYeah,â Will said. âI gotta go.â But he paused, stepping closer to Jules and lowering his voice. âI thought he wasnât drinking anymore,â he said.
âHeâs not,â Jules said, his outrage making his voice clipped and tight. âAnd if you write that he isâ¦Letâs just put it this wayâno one will find your body.â
Will looked at him and Jules looked steadily back.
Be afraid. Be very afraid, motherfucker.
The reporter finally made something that mightâve been a nod. âIâm going to give you a free pass and pretend I didnât hear that,â Will said. âBut as far as this goesâ¦â He gestured to Robin. âI gotta write what I see.â
âHe got locked in the basement,â Jules told him. He raised his voice. âRobin, what window did you climb out of?â
âThe one by the driveway,â Robin pointed around the side of the house. âIt was smaller than I thought. I kind of got stuck.â He grinned at Will then looked down at himself. âWhat a mess. Donât try this at home, kids.â He came over to them. âI grew up in Southern California. This is my first snow, ever, can you believe it?â He gazed out at the street. âJesus, itâs beautifulâ¦â
Ah, damn. âRobin,â Jules said quietly. âLet Will smell your breath.â
Robin looked at him, surprised, and even a little bit hurt.
âI know youâre clean,â Jules told him. âI know. I trust you. Butâ¦heâs a reporter. And he just asked me if you were drinking.â
âWhat?â Robin said. He turned to Will. âYou lying
fuck.
â He exhaled, hard, right in Willâs face, but then he said, âThatâs not going to be enough. I mean, I could have had vodka, right?â
âItâs enough,â Will confirmed, clearly unhappy about all of this. âI believe you.â
âNo.â Robin was adamant. âIâll take a complete drug test and have the results faxed to you.â He looked at Jules. He was really upset. âI want to.â
âOkay,â Jules said quietly.
âSorry,â Will said, turning to look back at the house where Dolphina was standing in the doorway, her arms wrapped around herself. âIâm justâ¦doing my job.â
âYour job sucks,â Dolphina said, and Will nodded.
âYeah,â he said, âsometimes it does.â And he walked away.
âPlease tell me heâs not from the
National Voice.
â Robin looked sick, and Jules put his arms around him, to hell with the mud. All of his joy over the still-falling snow had evaporated.
â
Boston Globe,
â Jules said. âHe saidâ¦you talked to him?â
Robin nodded. âOh, yeah. Oh, Jules, oh my Godâ¦â
âItâs all right,â Jules tried to reassure him.
But Robin shook his head. âNo, itâs not. Heâs going to sound-bite me saying that we like doing it in pig masks.â
Jules laughed. âWhat?â
âItâs not funny.â
âIt kind of is.â On a certain level, it was extremely funny. âWe should order a caseâsee how long we can keep this story alive.â
Robin sat down heavily on the steps. âAw, Jesus.â
âJust out of curiosity,â Jules said, sitting beside him. â
Pig
masksâ¦?â
Robin rolled his eyes. âItâs from this movie I saw on pay-per-view back around, I donât know, ten years ago? I was maybe sixteen and it, like, scarred me for life.â He laughed his disbelief. âThis couple was in their underwear, getting ready to get it on, right? They were wearing these masks and grunting like pigsâdonât ask me why. It wasnât eroticâit was horrific, I think