triangle, joined to the others only at the bottom. It was obviously designed to fold up. And you could see that when it was folded, the triangles would all slide behind one other, with the one in the middle ending up at the front. And he also noticed that the one on the far right had a sort of ledge along the length of it. Perfect for putting a foot on, and pressing down â¦
Stuart gave it a go, and felt a slight springiness. âDad,â he said. âCan you come round here? This is where I need a bit of muscle power.â His father wandered over.
âPut your foot on that ledge, next to mine, and when I count to three, really, really press down. As if youâre trying to stretch the fan out even wider.â
âIf youâre confident that I wonât contribute to its comminution.â
âYouâre using long words again, Dad.â
âSorry. I wonât damage it, will I?â
âI donât think so. Now â one, two,
three
!â
There was a rusty screech followed by the
boing!
of a giant spring, and Stuart found himself flying through the air. He had the weird impression that he passed straight
through
the fan before landing with a thud halfway across the room.
âHave you sustained any serious contusions?â his father called anxiously, loping across to where Stuart lay.
âNo
â¦
I donât think so.â He sat up, feeling a bit bruised and dented. One of his shoes had fallen off during the flight.
âThatâs certainly an extraordinarily powerful mechanism,â said his father, helping him to his feet. âOne would have thought youâd been expelled from a cannon.â They both looked over at the Fan of Fantasticness. It had snapped shut like a Swiss Army knife. From where they were standing, only the central triangle was visible â all the other segments had folded in behind it.
âFrom several to single,â remarked his father. âRather akin to my continuing attempt to move from polysyllabic to monosyllabic speech.â
Stuart limped across the room to pick up his shoe. Odd bits of loose change from his pockets were scattered across the floor, as well as the remains of a packet of mints that heâd forgotten about, and he crawled around collecting them.
âMy goodness,â said his father, peering into the mechanism of the fan. âThereâs a considerable gap just behind this central segment. I think you may have passed through it during your flight. Itâs actually large enough for an individual to interpolate themselves into it â indeed, someone shorter than myself standing here would be totally invisible to the audience.â
Stuart looked up and laughed to see his fatherâs head poking over the top of the triangle.
âThat must be how they did it,â he said. âGreat-Uncle Tonyâs assistant would hop into the gap just as the whole thing snapped shut. Everyone would think sheâd disappeared.â
âAnd thereâs an artefact here as well,â remarked his father, crouching down.
âA what?â
âA man-made object. One might call it a star â apart from the fact that it only has four extrusions.â
Stuartâs hand flew to his pocket. The Magic Star had been in there; it must have fallen out when he shot through the air.
âAnd thereâs an odd quartet of sulci in the gap where I was standing,â continued his father. âIn fact, it looks as if this stellar object might be perfectly congruent withââ
A terrible realization shot through Stuart, and though he didnât know what the words
sulci
or
stellar
or
congruent
meant, he somehow
knew
that his father was just about to fit the four-pointed Magic Star into a matching set of grooves that heâd just found in the Fan of Fantasticness, and he hurled himself across the room, arms outstretched, yelling, âDONâT DO IT, DAD! DONâT FIT THE STAR IN
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