ever abused their children or raped a heifer or did any of the other grotesque things that went on day in and day out somewhere in Kansas, even right here in Douglas County, if you could believe Curly and Chip.
âMom, if heâs climbing their trees and staring in the window at them, they have a right to know who he isâor, at least,â Lara corrected herself conscientiously, âwho I think it could be. And they should let Sheriff Drysdale know, because otherwise Arnie Schapen will just use it as an excuse to lock up Eddie, or come in here and snoop around.â
She turned to Autumn and Gina. âThe Burtons live down the road to the southâSchapens are to the west. You canât see Burtonsâ from here because itâs off behind the Ropesesâ house, but if you drive up the county road toward Highway 10 and see a rundown place with about a hundred cars up on blocks in the yard, thatâs Burtonsâ. And ArnieâMr. Schapen, I meanâheâs a deputy sheriff, so it could have been him who came out this morning to check on your car, but the Burtons are, likeââ
She caught her motherâs headshake before she brought out the word retarded and changed it to, âThey donât always, well, catch on as fast as most people. Especially Eddie. He was at Kaw Valley Eagle when I was, even though heâs a whole lot older, and his whole lesson, every morning, was saying the alphabet, which he never could remember past the letter f, and then heâd get a nosebleed and have toââ
âBut does he climb trees and spy on people?â Gina interrupted.
âOh! Thatâs the first I ever heard of him doing that, but he used to crawl under the bathroom doors to look up our skirts, me and Kimberlyâs, and now he likes to set firesââ
âLara,â Susan cut her off. âYou have to get into town for basketball practice.â
She turned to Gina. âIf you wouldnât mind bringing the pie pan back when youâre doneâI used one of our real ones. They make better pies than the throwaway pans. And, please, people out here are friendly. Donât get the wrong impression just because of one little incident.â
âYes, indeed,â Gina said. âThey might burn down your house if youâre an abolitionist, but perhaps since it was winter they just wanted to be helpful, heat the place up for you. So they climb the tree outside your bathroom to make sure you havenât frozen during the night. That sounds very friendly indeed.â
Lara giggled, but her mother shepherded her from the room. As they walked down the back stairs to the kitchen, Lara heard Autumn Minsky say, âHonestly, Gina, when I told you Lawrence was a center for the arts in the Midwest I wasnât expecting people to reenact In Cold Blood for you. Maybe you should rethink staying here. It smells and itâs coldââ
âAnd itâs cheap,â Gina said. âMy uncle isnât charging me anything but utilities and taxes to stay here. Nowhere in New York could I find a place that cheap, let alone a gothic horror like this. Maybe Iâll write a novel about it while Iâm out here, Cold Comfort Farm meets In Cold Blood âIâll call it something like Cold-Blooded Farm. â
Eight
UNDERGROUND WARS
O N THE WAY to Laraâs basketball practice, mother and daughter talked over their morning with Gina Haring.
âShe canât really be poor, the way she says she is, can she?â Lara said. âDid you see her cappuccino machine? Or her clothes! Did you notice that sweater? It must have cost a hundred dollars, easy.â
âEasi ly ,â Susan corrected automatically. âI canât imagine what it costâyour aunt Mimi sometimes spends a thousand dollars on an outfit, but even her clothes arenât that fine. I think Ginaâs husband was very wealthyâshe probably has the wardrobe