for us to reveal our involvement at this early stage,â said Bagado. âIâm also very tired.â
âHow do you feel about Napier Briggs now?â
âI can understand why he was a very scared man.â
âNot so scared that he couldnât be tempted into the
cocotiers
for two million bucks.â
âThey knew Napier Briggs well enough,â said Bagado, âand it didnât take him too long to figure you out.â
âI didnât know what he was involved in at that point.â
Bagado gave me a look that let me know I was a pretty sorry specimen.
The second message was for me from David Bartholomew, the guy who worked in the British High Commission in Lagos and pushed the occasional no-hoper our way. I called him, Bagado on the earpiece this time, and we talked about nothing until I asked him why heâd left the message.
âJust wanted a chat,â he said, and Bagado cocked his head to one side which meant that David had told his first lie.
âI thought you might be calling to ask after that guy you sent us.â
âWhich one was that?â
âYou mean youâve sent us half a dozen in the last few weeks?â I said. âBecause they havenât turned up.â
âDid that Napier Briggs chap turn up?â
âDavid, you might have a brain the size of a small block of flats, which is why youâre working for the Foreign Office in the British High Commission and Iâm doing a poor job of kicking shit in the street, but for Godâs sake credit me with something.â
âI donât follow.â
âThey havenât given you an interrogation-techniques course in your entire time at the FO? Or did the only one you get consist of standing around in a room with a bunch of other guys all with gin and tonics in your hands.â
âGins
and tonic, Bruce, and absolutely not, Scotch and soda in the evenings and pink gin at lunchtimes.â
âI suppose thatâs Scotches and soda...â
âWell, it certainly wouldnât be one. Youâve never been to an FO âdoâ if you think that.â
Bagado had his head on the table, a gentle snoring issuing from his nose.
âNapier Briggs is dead,â I said. Silence from the FO. âHe was found on the railway tracks in Cotonou with his eyes squeezed out, two six-inch nails in his ears, his tongue ripped out and his mouth cut off.â
âMy God.â
âYou didnât know he was running with such a fast crowd?â
âHe was just pathetic, like all those other ones who come to see me. I told him to go home. He said he couldnât leave without the two million heâd lost. So I sent him to you.â
âWhy didnât you send him to Colonel Adjeokuta?â
Bagado sat up and shook his head. I held up a hand.
âI thought youâd rather have had the business.â
âThanks for thinking of my welfare, David. That must be a first for the FO thinking of a British citizen in distress.â
âThereâs no need to be like that,â said David, getting a littie camp. He was a homosexual and could resort to that kind of thing with people he knew and if he needed to hide for a bit.
âI thought youâd have heard about Napier by now. Didnât the Honorary Consul call you, or was he doing a Graham Greene?â
âAre you coming to Lagos sometime, Bruce?â he asked, surfing my question.
âIâve got no need to at the moment... now that Napier Briggs is dead. If I do, Iâll call you.â
âOr maybe Iâll come to Cotonou.â
âYouâll be welcome.â
Bagado was pacing the room, hands in pockets, his processor whirringâhis hard disk snickering.
âWeâve got something here,â he said. âIt looks as if itâs flying higher than we thought. When you asked him about Adjeokuta why didnât he just say that Mr Briggs didnât want an