to mention more civilized and a better dresser. Heâs someone who understands not to use an entire bottle of cologne in one sitting.
Next to Linus, these guys are babies. I canât believe I wasted my makeover on them.
Over by the DJ booth, Andrea and her friends are crowded around, and I know exactly what theyâre requesting.
Can you, like, play something slow?
And the DJ nods and fiddles with his headphones and presses a few buttons, and something slow and cheesy comes on and every air molecule in the gym shifts.
You donât just feel the energy mutation; you can see it.
Slow songâ¦
One by one, the boys put down their video games.
Slow songâ¦
They remove their fingers from their noses and wipe them on their jeans and begin the painful shuffle across the gym floor to where the girls are waiting.
I donât know if anyoneâs planning to ask me to dance, and I donât care. Right now I have bigger things to worry about. Like which girl Cleanser Boy is walking toward.
I canât look.
I make a beeline for the pinball machine, which has been deserted.
I yank the spring loader and watch as my little silver ball flies up the chute.
Whizzzz!
I donât see Ajax walk over to a clump of girls.
Ping!
A clump of girls who are definitely not wearing tennis dresses.
Ping! Ping!
Or braids.
Ping! Ping! Ping!
I donât see him stop in front of Maya Glassman, who is on the soccer team and prettyâin a freckly, girl-next-door sort of wayâbut definitely not in Andreaâs league.
Ping! Ping! Pingpingping!
My ball bounces around like crazy, and I am flipping the little flippers, trying desperately to keep it from falling into the ditch. So I donât see Ajax lead Maya out onto the dance floor and put his hands on her shoulders and steer her around in the slow box that seems to be the signature dance move of all eighth-grade boys.
Pingpingpingpingping!â¦Pingpingpingpingping!
Ten thousand points! Bonus round!
For the first time ever, I understand why Mackey is addictedto video games. Even though pinball isnât exactly a video game, and there arenât any dragons involved, I get it.
As long as youâre playing, you can pretend that whateverâs going on in the world around youâ¦isnât.
Iâm in the hall, getting a drink at the water fountain, when I find out what happened on the dance floor.
âMaya Glassman? What the hell? Sheâs not even hot.â The voice is Andreaâs. Thereâs no mistaking it.
I am frozen in place, water dripping down my chin, while the It Girls around the corner get louder.
âYouâre way hotter than Maya Glassman, Drey.â
âWay hotter.â
âWay.â
âI canât believe he slipped her the tongue. â
âRight there in front of, like, the entire universe. â
âThat lying little wench.â
Andrea again. And this time I know sheâs not talking about Maya Glassman.
Let the slaughter begin.
On a bench outside the Thorne School, I call Jules.
One thing I can be thankful for tonight: Thalia gave us a cell phone, for emergencies.
Well, this is an emergency.
âMrs. Anthony?â I say. âItâs Evyn.â
âEvyn Linney. What a nice surprise. We miss you, sweetheart. Howâs everything? Howâs Boston?â
Normally, I would take the time to chitchat. But tonight is not normal. Tonight, I need my best friend.
âItâs okay. Can I talk to Jules?â
âOh, sweetie, Iâm sorry. Sheâs not home. Sheâs at a party.â
âA party?â
âMmmhmm. At Jordan Meyerhoffâs house. You remember Jordan. From the football team?â
âUh-huh,â I say.
Mrs. Anthony makes a cooing noise. âSuch a handsome young man. And so polite. He seems to have taken quite a shine to Juliaâ¦â
I think about telling her the truth about Jordan Meyerhoffâthat heâs the biggest tool
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