to say âhave wild sex all nightâ but didnât.
Chris wrapped his arms around her, and she placed her head of thick blond curls on his chest. âI know what youâre thinking, and there is nothing I would like more, but we canât. Our wheels just arrived.â
Abby pulled out of his embrace and peered out the front window. âA limo? This is why you took my keys from me?â
âYep,â he said.
She opened the clasp on her clutch purse and dropped the keys inside.
âThen what are we waiting for?â
Chapter 8
âH ow do I look?â Toots asked Sophie.
âLike a cheap old woman trying to look twenty years younger,â Sophie stated in a steely tone.
Toots whirled around, saw the teasing look on Sophieâs face, then fell on the bed next to her. âYou are such a witch.â
Toots had spent the last hour in her bedroom, trying on clothes. She wanted to look extra special for her date that night but didnât want it to appear as though she was trying too hard.
âI know. Ida reminds me every chance she gets,â Sophie said. With several pillows propped behind her, Sophie reclined on Tootsâs bed in a pose that Queen Elizabeth I might have taken. âSheâs pissed. You know that, right?â
Toots got up and tossed the cream-colored skirt sheâd removed on the bed to join the rest of the clothes sheâd already discarded. âLook, Ida is always pissed at someone. Itâs just her way. Sheâs really excited about her new cosmetics, and frankly, so am I. I just used the face cream when I got out of the shower. It really softened my skin.â
âYes, she instructed me on how and when to use it, too. Mavis likes it. I do, too, but Iâm not sure I want to tell her that. Today is day one. Who knows? We could look like old, dried-up prunes tomorrow. That would be just like Ida to do something like that. Make us believe sheâs discovered the fountain of youth, when, in reality, sheâs condemning us to something that could cause disfigurement or skin cancer.â
âSophie, your vivid imagination continues to amaze me. Do you really believe Ida would do such a thing?â
âNo, of course not, but do not ever tell her I said so.â
In the walk-in closet, Toots pulled hanger after hanger from the rod, then piled them on the bed, next to the other pile. âIf I told Ida everything you said, she would have murdered you a long time ago. Or at least maimed you in some way. Facial disfigurement?â
Sophie laughed. âYou think itâs funny, but I donât. Iâve tried for years to make Ida like me, and she doesnât. Who knows? She might try toââ
âShut up! Your psychic abilities have warped your mind. Ida is totally harmless. Sheâs simply a self-centered, self-righteous, stuck-up bitch. She knows this full well. I swear, I think she takes pride in it, too. But a killer? No, she wouldnât have the guts.â Toots took a black skirt with a sheer black blouse from the hanger. âWhat about this?â She slipped into the skirt and held the blouse in front of her for Sophieâs inspection.
âOlder slut. You donât wear see-through clothes when youâve been a member of AARP for more than fifteen years.â
Toots rolled her eyes. âI wouldnât wear this blouse without a camisole under it. I am not trying to seduce the doctor. I just want to have a nice dinner with him. And I want to look . . . nice. Is there anything wrong with that?â
âNope, there isnât. But I know you. Youâve been around the block at least eight times. That I know of. You always start out wanting to look your best. ctuallyââSophie jumped off the bed as though there were springs attached to her feetââif you were to play down your natural beauty, it might improve your chances. Maybe youâve tried too hard in the past, and