wouldnât believe how much it costs if you wait until someone dies, and we only take cash then.â
I blinked. âHow much?â
âA couple thousand.â
D-damn.
âAs the script saysââhe cleared his throatââyour cost is always much, much less if you plan ahead.â
âTo be dead,â I added.
He smiled. âYeah.â
âUm, isnât it kind of, well, creepy to bring death into peopleâs houses?â
He nodded. âI get a lot of doors slammed in my face.â
What a crummy job
, I thought,
but he has to be paid pretty well
. âHow does a person get your job, Roger?â I asked.
âI was born into it.â He sighed. âItâs a family business.â
âOh.â In a way, I was glad. I mean, if Roger had actually gone to some school to learn how to plant people, I would have been even more freaked out. âUm, what happens if your cemetery, um, runs out of space?â
He squared his shoulders and changed his voice to someone older. âAt the present rate of interment, Fairview should have burial space well into the twenty-second century.â
Creepier.
âThatâs what my father tells people.â
âAnd you just ⦠go door-to-door like this?â
âWhen the weatherâs nice. And if Iâm not doing this, Iâm putting flowers out on gravesâyou know, the graves of those whose families have forgotten them.â
âThatâs sweet.â
âA lot of people forget. But mostly, I am the perpetual-care man, cutting the grass and trimming around the graves. I also assist my father at interments. Pretty soon Iâll be supervising interments on my own.â
That has to be the hardest job of all! All that pain and sorrow, maybe daily, and, what, there may be three or four funerals some days? It made me appreciate dealing with developmentally handicapped kids a lot more. All I have to do is push a wheelchair, help a kid feed himself or herself, or make sure they get in and out of the bathroom okay. Roger has to watch people at their lowest, their most grief-stricken.
âIâve taken up too much of your time,â he said, and he stood, all six feet of him.
I like a man whoâs taller than I am, and I especially like a man who has a sense of humor. He was someone I could talk to, unlike Karl or Juan Carlos, so I had toget him to come back. âMy mama might be interested.â I knew she wouldnât be interested at all, but at least Iâd get to see him again.
He took out a little notepad. âHow old is your mother?â
I blinked.
âSorry. I shouldnât have asked.â
âNo, itâs all right. I suppose you have to ask. Mama is pushing fifty, but she looks much older.â
He wrote it down. âIâll have to come back before itâs too late, then.â
I nodded, biting my lip to keep myself from smiling.
âIs there, um, a Mr. Cole?â
âNo. He doesnât live with us. Um, can you come back later tonight?â I didnât want to be with Karl two nights in a row, and Juan Carlos was working too late again, so I thought ⦠why not?
âSure.â
âAround seven.â
He smiled. âSeven. See you later, Lana.â
I tripped all through dinner with Mama, asking her all sorts of questions.
âHow are you feeling, Mama?â
âFine, just fine.â
âHowâs your blood pressure?â
She looked up from her greens at me. âNormal.â
âThey check you for diabetes every time you go, right?â
âYes.â
âYou havenât, um, gone through the change yet, have you?â
âNo. Whatâs this about?â
âNothing.â
When the doorbell rang at sevenâRoger is a punctual man, tooâI burst out of the kitchen to the front door. I returned to the kitchen with my hand firmly grasping Rogerâs arm.
âMama?â
Lots of