âAnd that doesnât happen too often.â
Jade had a point. If there was one thing I knew, it was that in a city this large, where any sort of interaction with the opposite sex is swallowed up by the rush of time or traffic or whatever it is that keeps people from their mating rituals, one meaningful evening with a man constituted a serious beginning to something. Which was why losing Derrick, after two years of sharing everything from soulful conversation to toothbrushes, was something just short of disaster.
âTheyâre all heartless bastards,â I chimed in.
âYeah, well, if I ever hope to have sex again, I have to figureout how to keep one of those heartless bastards around long enough.â
âMaybe youâre focusing too hard on the end result, Jade,â Alyssa said. âMaybe you should take a more Zen-like approach to this whole dating thing.â
âEasy for you to say when you have a live-in boy toy,â Jade said, though it was hard to envision Richard as a boy toy in his dark suits and tasseled loafers. Donât get me wrongâwith his chiseled good looks and tall, athletic build he was quite delectable. But Richard was the kind of man women fantasized about marching down the aisle with, not swinging from a rope in the Tarzan room of the Fantasy Land Motel. Then again, Jade did like to say I lacked vision when it came to men.
âThe grass is always greener,â Alyssa said, dropping her gaze.
âOh?â Jade countered, warming to the subject. âLetâs see about that. Itâs been six weeks and four days since I last had sexâand Iâm not counting Carl, because Iâm talking penetration here. When was the last time you and Richard did it? And if you say last night, I will be forced to be envious.â
Still regarding her glass, Alyssa replied, âThree months ago.â
âWhat?â Jade and I said in unison.
Alyssa looked up at us and sighed. âWell, thatâs not exactly true. We did have sex about three weeks ago, but it was the kind of effort thatâs better left unmentioned. All mechanics, no emotions. As if weâre just blowing off some steam after a hard day at work.â
âWhatâs going on with you guys?â Jade asked.
âI donât know. Everything has just beenâ¦different between us the past few months. As if weâre only going through the motions of a relationship.â
âMaybe youâre just in a rut,â I said, desperate to find any reason why things had suddenly gone astray for the last two people in the world I was sure were Meant-to-Be. âI mean, isnât Richard trying to make partner? Heâs got to be under enormous pressure at work. And youâve been working on that class action suit for quite some timeâ¦.â
âMaybe.â Alyssa sighed. âBut itâs like we donât really even see each other anymore. I feel more like a roommate. The girl he shares the laundry hamper with.â
âYou just gotta shake things up,â Jade said. âDo something to remind him that heâs living with a beautiful, intelligent woman who any guy would snatch up.â Then she arched her brows as sudden inspiration hit. âWhat you need is some serious competition to suddenly show up, give old Richard a run for his money.â
Alyssa immediately glanced at me with a guilty smile, and I couldnât help but smile back, thinking of her vet and imagining how a man who probably spent a good deal of his day dodging dog feces was going to give Richard, a successful corporate lawyer who could probably eat him for lunch, a run for his money.
âWhatâs going on?â Jade asked, suspicious.
I looked at Alyssa, leaving the confession to her.
âWellâ¦the truth isâ¦I have met someone else.â
âYouâre kidding,â Jade said, and I had a feeling she was wondering, as I had, how Alyssa always managed