you like something else to distract you?â
Coming from Marty, that was always a dangerous question. âWhat?â I said cautiously.
âI was going to bring this up anyway, before yesterday happened, but now is just as good a time. The Oliver mansion is up for sale. You know the place?â
âI canât say that I do. What is it?â
âItâs a late colonial house, built by a Loyalist around 1760, but he couldnât hold on to his property during the Revolutionary Warâthe local patriots got kind of pissed at him and burned his main house to the ground. The one that survived was built for his son. Then his heirs bought it back, in the nineteenth century, and theyâve lived in it continuously ever since. The last two descendants, a pair of maiden sisters, are in their late eighties now. Still mentally sharp, but theyâre not going to last forever. They want to make sure the old place doesnât end up as a shopping mall or condos, and theyâre looking for someone to take over in a custodial capacity. Theyâll give it away to the right organization, along with about eight generations of the furniture.â
âWow! Seriously?â
âFor real. Interested?â
âI donât know how to begin to answer that. The Society is out of the real estate business, you knowâor at least, we thought we were. We canât exactly pack up and move to wherever it is. Where is it?â
âMontgomery County. Not too far outside Philadelphia city limits.â
âOkay, not convenientâour base is the city. I assume the gift is contingent upon keeping the property and maintaining it according to their guidelines?â
âYup. You canât sell it, and you canât sell thefurnitureâsome of which is pretty nice, I might addâand fill it with stuff from IKEA. Theyâve got a damn good lawyer, whoâs going to make sure itâs in trust forever.â
âAny money come with it?â I asked.
âSome. An endowment that mightâstress that
might
âbe enough to cover taxes and insurance and keeping the lights on. But I think itâs safe to say that whoever gets it will end up shelling out some cash along the way.â
âIs it something that would attract tourists? Historians?â
âMaybe. If you marketed it right.â
âWhich would then require money and staff time. Marty, what are you suggesting?â
âThe sisters told me I should look around and find the right person or institution. Iâm offering you and the Society right of first refusal. If youâweâdonât want it, I understand, and no harm, no foul.â
âI need to see it before I make any decisions.â Hmm, the last time Iâd said that, I had come to regret it. Still, it seemed unlikely that anyone out in Montgomery County would be gunning for me.
âOf course. Tomorrow morning all right?â
Once again my life seemed to be spinning out of my control, although this was decidedly more pleasant than the last round. I considered. There was nothing on my calendar of any particular urgency. A ride in the country might be nice, although the weather and the landscape were kind of uniformly gray and gloomy at this time of year. At least in that case I could look at the place with a jaundiced eye. If the lady heirs were now in their eighties,there were probably any number of maintenance issues associated with the house that they hadnât dealt with lately, and it was important to take things like that into account. âOkay, Iâll look at it. I doubt it makes sense for the Society, but at least we could put some feelers about for other prospects. You want me to drive?â
âNah. Have Jimmy bring you into town and Iâll take you from here.â
âDo I need to dress up for these venerable ladies?â
âDonât wear blue jeans. You have pearls?â
âYes, my