Dirty Lay by Lady Lissa Page A

cops on you?” Shine asked.
           “Yea I couldn’t believe that shit yo!  I felt like I was having some out of body experience.  She’s really pregnant because I saw her growing stomach,” I said taking another drink.
           My phone began to ring and I thought it was Shaniqua but I checked it anyway.  The caller ID said Megan so I picked up.
           “Hello,” I answered.
           “May I speak to Ant please?” she asked.
           “Yea waddup witcha?” I asked.
           “I was just checking to see if you wanted to chill but sounds like you having a party or something,” she said.
           “Nah not a party but I’m a lil busy though.  I’ll holla back atcha though,” I said and hung up.
           “Who was that?” Luke asked.
           “That was Megan wanting to chill,” I said.
           “And you said no?” Shine asked.
           “Man, the way I feel right now,” I said.
           All of a sudden my dick took on a life of its own and grew hard as hell.  Liquor did make a nigga horny and shit but this shit with Shaniqua. 
           “Man fuck you!  Yo ass always need a bitch when you drink!” Luke said.
           “Yea but I sho ain’t going to no bitch house, not the way I feel,” I said feeling a dizzy spell coming on.
           “You can crash here then.  I got a date anyway so I won’t be back til tomorrow,” Shine said as he got up to go get dressed.
           “Yea I got a date too Man, I’ma holla at y’all tomorrow!” Luke said.
           “You got a date?  What happened to ole girl Jessica?  Y’all break up or something?” Shine asked Luke.
           “Nah we good, but I just got a date,” he responded.
           “Oh well go date then nigga,” Shine said and we all laughed.
           I lay on the sofa and kicked up my feet.  A lot had happened in the past few hours that had me trippin’.  How can Shaniqua have gotten herself pregnant?  How could she be so selfish?  Didn’t she even once think about what I wanted?  And her mom was on some other shit for spazzin’ out at me like that!  I’m a grown ass man, she don’t know she better fuck around and ask somebody.
           I tried to make the swelling in my dick go down but it wouldn’t so I called Megan back. 
           “Hello,” she answered.
           “Hey you wanna come over and hang?” I asked.
           “I just called you like twenty minutes ago and asked you that but you blew me off!  I don’t have time for these little kid games Ant.  When you decide to grow up, gimme a call otherwise miss me with the bullshit and all that extra shit too!” she said then hung up on me.
           I called back and she answered, “What!”
           “I’m sorry about earlier.  I got some bad news and was just feeling down.  I’d really like it if you came over and hung out with me.  I just don’t feel like being alone tonight,” I said hoping she would fall for it.
           “Awww!  Do you wanna talk about it?” she asked.
           “Not really, just wanted some company but if you’re busy maybe some other time,” I said.
           “Okay, I’ll come over.  You sound so pitiful; text me the address,” she said.
           “Okay thanks,” I said.
           I hung up and texted her the address to Shine’s house and went to take a quick shower.  I used some of Shine’s deodorant, lotion and cologne to freshen up before Megan got here.  I was about to sit on the sofa when I heard a car door shut.  I poured another glass of Grey Goose, downed it and went to answer the door.
           She looked beautiful with her hair flowing and her pretty dimpled smile.  She wore a cute sundress and some nice sandals.  I invited her in, closed the door and gave her a hug.  Her body felt so soft and she smelled so good that my dick instantly