think youâre doing back there?â The creature turns its head, and I see gigantic, floppy ears. A nose the size of my tail pokes me in the face. Itâs an elephant!
I back up and look around to size up the situation. Three elephants. A long truck turned on its side. Perhaps a dozen men watch as the elephants try to right the truck. With little success, I might add. Even from here, I can see that it wonât work. The elephants are off center, with three pushing, instead of the four theyâd need to turn this truck. Consequently, the truck stays overturned.
âWho is it, Harold?â The elephant in front asks the question. She has a sweet, high-pitched voice.
âItâs not an elephant,â the one named Harold grumbles. âI can tell you that much.â
âWell, bless my soul,â says the second elephant. âItâs a horse!â
âOne of the horses from the show get loose, Fanny?â asks a third elephant. Sheâs on the far side from her friend, out of sight.
âMy, no,â Fanny the Elephant replies. âHeâs a rather large fellow. And brown.â She turns back toward Harold and me. âHarold, introduce yourself.â
â You introduce yourself,â Harold shoots back.
âIâd be delighted to do just that. Iâm Fanny, the oldest elephant with the Greatest Show on Earth.â She waves to her partner in front. âThis is Tina. Weâre very pleased to meet you. And you are â¦â
âFedââ I start to say âFederico.â Then I think better of it. âIâm Fred. Fred the Plow Horse.â
âWell, mercy me,â Fanny says. âWhat are you doing out here in the rain, child? With all that hair, youâre likely soaked to the bone.â
âPull!â Tina shouts.
They do, but the truck doesnât budge.
Humans stand around, shouting orders at one another. A few try to unload the truck. But they jump back when the truck groans and seems ready to flip all the way over.
âThis is not what I signed up for,â complains the elephant I rammed into.
âHarold is an old grumbling fuddy-duddy,â Fanny explains. âDonât mind him.â
âThatâs right!â Tina shouts. âWhen the good Lord was handing out brains, Harold there thought God said âtrains,â and he let them pass by because Harold doesnât like to travel.â
I laugh and get a dirty look from Harold. As big as I am, that fellow must be twice as big.
But we plow horses are strong. I step into the empty position to complete the four-cornered team. âHere. Let me help.â I know theyâll never get out of this mud unless I do.
âWell, bless your sweet heart!â Fanny says. âWe can use a helping hand.â
âHe canât help,â Harold says. âHeâs not an elephant.â
âCanât put one past you, can we, Harold?â Tina says.
âHmmmph!â The sound is blown from Haroldâs long snout. âI wish Ricardo was still here.â
âRicardo was the fourth elephant. He left our little crew a couple of stops back and joined a zoo,â Fanny explains. âIt was his lifelong dream, though I canât imagine why.â
Dreams again.
âI should have gone with him,â Harold complains.
âThey didnât want you ,â Tina says. âWhoâs going to pay good money to go to a zoo and stare at you ?â
âNow, Tina,â Fanny says.
âHmmmph,â Harold breathes again. âI still say we wait for the humans to get us another elephant to help us. Not this scrawny excuse for a horse.â
Me? Scrawny?
âNow, Harold,â Fanny says in her soft, high voice. âYou know elephants are scarce as hensâ teeth in these parts. Here we were, the three of us, without a prayer of getting this truck righted, and Fred appears. Donât go looking a gift horse in the