want?âHe loved how Allie could be around people. Her humour and compassion never separate from each other.
âWeâll make that call at lunch,â Lee told her. âHeâs not too chatty or anything, is he?âHe looked at Cohen, nodding again, âI swear I literally stuffed a sock in her last boyfriendâs mouth once, to shut him up. A dirty sock too, right off my foot.â He laughed and tapped at his right boot. A sprinkle of dust fell to the ground. His shoelaces untied. âKidding, of course. But her last boyfriend was so boring I had to call an ambulance one time; I told them to come quickly because I was being bored to death.â He paused, waiting for them to laugh at him. He was that type. âJesus! I mean, who dominates lunchtime conversation with the details of some chemistry thesis heâs writing?â He waved a hand through the air and Allie laughed, almost embarrassed for having exposed him to her ex. âYou donât talk science, do you, Colin?â
He didnât know if that was a joke or if he was being asked, and he didnât know if he should correct him about the name. Cohen, not Colin . âNo. Not as a rule. Or at length. And Iâd use laymanâs terms and not be boring about itââ
Lee looked at Allie with faked shock, âDid he just call me a lay person!â
âNo, I meant ifââ
âHeâs joking,Cohen.â
Laughing, âTell him to work on his sense of humour and he can join us for lunch. Now go on, get, youâre blocking off my table!â
âOkay, weâll get, but make sure you sell at least one of my photos, so I can buy some lunch, hey?â
âAh, go on, your boyfriend is buying lunch for us. Isnât that right, Colin?â
âCohen.â
âWha?â
âNever mind.â
âJust kidding, kid. Lunch is on me. Any days you two come out and visit my lonely ass.âHe nodded a lot as he said it. Always nodding as if someone was constantly asking him yes or no and he hated to disagree.
âSo what is it you do, Colin? Youâre not a boring-job-for-the-good- paycheque kind of guy, are you?â
âHeâs a birder, like you! He works at a birdâ¦museum. Youâre like, best friends, and you donât even know it yet! Cohen wrote a mastersâ thesis about seabird conservation.âAllie turned to Cohen then. âAnd Lee here has protested against the gillnets set out for fish. Because they kill deep-diving seabirds.â She turned back to Cohen, in case he didnât understand. âThe birds dive deep for fish,â she enmeshed her hands together, âand then get caught up in the nets and drown. They never come back up for another breath of air.â
âGood man,â Cohen said.
âI donât know about that.â Arms crossed, looking down, shaking his head diagonally. âNo one listens to me bitching. And the frustrating part is no one should have to protect a supposedly protected area like Bird Rock. Anyway, like I said, go on, get, youâre blocking off my table.âHe waved his hand around to insinuate a mob of people were trying to get a look at his goods. The street was empty. Entirely empty. Tumbleweeds in Western movies empty.
âCâmon, Cohen.â She tugged at his arm. He went soft whenever she touched him. He felt pathetic about that. Like she could sense that inner trembling. He bent to tie a shoelace as Allie stepped into her car.
With Allie out of earshot, he said to Lee, âWeâre not actually together together,Allie and me.â
âWha?â
âYou keep calling me her boyfriend. A little awkward.â
Lee raised an eyebrow. Just one. His eyes were the colour of blue Bic pens. âI think sheâs waiting for you, kid.â And when Cohen turned around to walk away,Lee said, âYou mean to tell me youâd say no to a girl like that?â He nodded to