Fire & Brimstone: A Neighbor from Hell by R.L. Mathewson

Granted, having her leg thrown over his probably was wrong too, yet here she was, practically straddling him.
                  This wasn’t the worst way to wake up, but it was definitely something that the bitch standing over her bed, taking pictures with her phone wasn’t going to let her forget.
                  “This is my new profile picture,” Melanie said, sounding happier than she’d ever heard her before.
                  “Mine, too,” Aidan, Lucifer’s brother, said as he angled his phone to get the perfect picture.
                  For a few seconds, she simply glared at the duo who were smiling and comparing pictures, noting that while Aidan was an incredibly handsome man with an easy smile and vibrant green eyes, he wasn’t as striking as his brother. Maybe that’s because Lucifer gave off that homicidal vibe that tended to make men sexier, she mused for a few seconds even as she considered the pros and cons of killing them and destroying their phones before they could upload those pictures.
                  “Are you caressing his stomach?” Melanie asked as she took another picture.
                  “No!” Rebecca snapped a little too quickly as she forced her hand to ignore temptation and remain still.
                  “Uh huh,” the traitorous bitch said, snapping yet another picture.
                  “Are you done yet?” she asked, acting like she could care less that she’d just been caught groping her boss.
                  “No,” Melanie said with a shake of her head as she continued to take pictures.
                  “Evil bitch,” Rebecca muttered as she pulled away from Lucifer and sat up.
                  “Umm, his hand is still on your ass,” Melanie pointed out with a slight nod and another freaking picture!
                  Blinking, she looked down and yup, there was his hand, curled around her ass. She looked back up at the duo, who looked like they’d just won the lottery and said, “Can you blame him? It’s a really nice ass.”
                  Melanie nodded as she solemnly agreed, “It really is.”
                  “I don’t think I’ve ever been happier,” Aidan said with a smile that said it all.
                  Lucifer was probably going to kill him before the day was over.
                  “Why don’t we get this over with?” she suggested as she climbed off the bed and headed towards the living room, knowing that there was no point in trying to put this off any longer, especially since she already knew how this was going to end.
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                  “Do the tests again!” a woman screamed, waking him up from the first nap he’d taken since he was a kid.
                  “No!” Lucifer heard his brother yell as he rolled over onto his back and rubbed his hands down his face, wondering what time it was.
                  “Do them again!”
                  “No!”
                  “They’re wrong! Do them again!”
                  “No! Oh, my God, stop going for my nipples !” Aidan screamed, hitting all the high notes and making Lucifer shake his head in disgust as he reluctantly got up and headed for the living room where all the screaming was coming from.
                  “What the hell’s going on in here?” he asked as he stepped into the living room.
                  “Take it back!” Melanie demanded as she gave up her hold on his brother’s nipples and decided that the best approach to making him change his mind was to start throwing pillows, blankets and basically everything soft enough that it wouldn’t leave a mark at his brother’s head.
                  “What the hell is wrong with you?” Aidan demanded as he tried to duck out