fort.â
Gerard opened his eyes. In a very small voice he said, âThey took it and they wouldnât give it back.â A little sob escaped from his throat.
âWhat did they take?â I asked.
He looked down at the squirrel tail in his lap and stroked it fiercely.
âThey took your squirrel tail?â
âAnd they wouldnât give it back!â Gerard said, crying openly. âThey wanted me to tell, and they didnât give it back, and they kept asking meââ
The door to the house opened then, and Gerardâs mother stepped outside. She smiled at Augie and me and started to say hello, but then she caught sight of Gerardâs tear-streaked face.
âOh, lovey, whatâs wrong?â she said, rushing over to him. She knelt down and put her arms around Gerard, then turned to Augie and me with fury. âHavenât you boys anything better to do than come around here to torment a poor kid who never did you any harm?â
âIâweââ I started to protest, but Mrs. DeMuth was shepherding Gerard toward the door. She stopped and looked back and, sounding more sad than angry, she said, âIâve never seen him so happy as when you took him to that fort of yours. And now look at him! I hope youâre proud of yourselves.â
She led Gerard inside and the door closed.
Augie and I looked at each other.
âMan,â I said.
âLetâs go,â he said.
âShe thinks we took him to the fort,â I said as we walked dejectedly to our bikes.
âYeah,â said Augie. âLike he was our friend.â
I felt pretty crummy right then, and I could tell Augie did, too. Iâd never really thought about what it must be like to be Gerard and not have any friends.
I could just picture what had happened. J.R. and Morrie had seen Gerard playing happily with his new squirrel tail, swiped it, then started to tease him with it: Whereâd you get this, Gerardo? Really, the woods? What were you doing in the woods? Oh, thereâs a fort there? Those losers Augie and Wyatt made it? Oh yeah? So where is it? No, you canât have the squirrel tail back, not until you tell us  â¦
Before we got on our bikes, Augie and I spit in our palms and shook hands on a solemn vow.
J.R. and Morrie were going down.
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âWe can plan our strategy when we get to headquarters,â Augie said as we pedaled next to each other on the way to Alâs. âIâm thinking we should call this Operation Doom.â
âYeah!â I said. âOrâhey! How âbout we call it Operation Ultimate Doom?â
âHow âbout Operation Ultimate Doom and Destruction!â Augie came back.
âPerfect,â I said. Then I added, âIt would be really cool if it made a good acronym.â
âHuh?â
âYou know, like SCUBA.â
Augie looked at me again like, Huh?
âSCUBA. It stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus,â I explained. âAnd POTUS is President of the United States. And the first lady is FLOTUS.â
Augie shook his head. âI never knew what that was called. So, you mean, like SOB is one of those? An ackââ
âAcronym, yeah. But ours would beâ¦â I spelled it out: âO-U-D-A-D.â
Augie made a face. âHow would you even say that? Ow-dad? Sounds like a little kid who got hurt, crying for his father. Thatâs dumb.â
âOr Oo-dad.â
âEven dumber.â
I thought about it. âI bet SCUBA sounded dumb, too, the first time somebody said it. SCUBA, SCUBA, SCUBA.â
Then I tried, âOUDAD, OUDAD, OUDAD. See?â I said. âIt doesnât sound any dumber than SCUBA.â
âUm, Wyatt?â said Augie. âCan we just forget about the acro-whatchamacallit and concentrate on the mission?â
âOkay,â I said. âSure.â
We were quiet for a while. My mind had gotten stuck on