venture to say I know more about this school than any other living being,â he said. âHey, that reminds me of a funny story about the faculty parking lotâ¦â
But Bet interrupted.
âSo you know everything there is to know about Margaret Simonâor just stuff that happened while you were on the staff?â
âOh, my dear, I know much more than that. Iâm a student of history. Those who donât know their history are doomed to repeat it,â Principal Finklestein said, nodding confidently at the audience.
âSo you must know that the original Pink Locker Societyâthen called the Pink Locker Ladiesâis a recognized club at this school?â
âWhat? I donât know about recognized. What does this have to do with my fortieth-anniversary party, Bet?â
Principal F. straightened himself up in his cozy brown chair.
âWell, you just said youâre a student of school history, correct?â
âWhat is all this about? We havenât even covered the nineteen eighties yet.â
Bet handed Principal F. a yellowed piece of paper that was curled at the edges.
âIf you are familiar with the schoolâs archived files, youâll recognize this document.â
Principal F. put on his narrow reading glasses and looked over the document.
âWhat our principal is looking at is the original sanctioning paperwork for the Pink Locker Ladies. Itâs dated 1961.â
âWhat is it?â people were murmuring in the audience. Piper reached down and grabbed my knee. I reached over and grabbed Kateâs forearm. In a flash, our brains did the same little sashay. If this was the sanctioning document for the Pink Locker Ladies (aka the Pink Locker Society), then the PLS has always been a sanctioned group. And if thatâs true, then the very reason we were not allowed to go on the NYC trip was melting away like a popsicle in July.
âThis document would have been in force in nineteen seventy-six, when the PLS was forced to shut down. And it would have remained in force through this school year when the Pink Locker Society made a long-overdue return to Margaret Simon Middle School,â Bet said.
âWell, I would have to take a closer look at this, verify that itâs not forged or being misinterpreted,â Principal F. said
âBut if it checks out, then the PLS is a sanctioned group and no one can be punished for being in it, right?â
âWell, technically that would be correct, butâ¦â
âIn fact, the sanctioning document would require Margaret Simon to offer this activity, right?â Bet said.
âI would have to consult the by-laws. It would probably depend on whether there was a teacher-advisor available to sponsor the group and several other technical details, details an eighth-graderâeven one as bright as you, Betâwouldnât be able to decipher.â
âAgreed,â Bet said. âWhich is why I consulted the school boardâs attorney and she was able to verify everything Iâve said.â
Principal F. adjusted himself in his seat and sat up straighter.
âWell, Ms. OâConnor knows her stuff, I suppose. Far be it from me to argue with the school board, some of whom are here today to celebrate my anniversary,â Principal F. said, making a lame wave over to the right side of the auditorium.
The audience members were quieter now, not understanding exactly what was going on, but seeing that an eighth-grader had the principal on the ropes about something.
âOh yes, right. We can continue this discussion off-lineâand preferably before everyone departs for New York tomorrow,â Bet said.
With just the mention of New York, cheers and whoops went up and the audience took on the manners of escaped farm animals.
âUm, excuse me. Hello? Weâre not done.â
The crowd settled down only somewhat while Bet explained that weâd be ending the program
Rebecca Hamilton, Conner Kressley