babies.â
I spat out my cappuccino, and Mina and I keeled over laughing. Gwen looked very pleased with herself for making us both laugh.
âWhereâd you learn that?â I asked incredulously.
âFrom Mina.â She pointed her finger at her sister.
Mina retorted just as quickly. âHey! Donât blame me, you little crack baby.â
âAnd TV,â Gwen added. âFrom
Law and Order: SUV
. Dad watches it.â
I didnât bother correcting her.
I pictured Mr. Darling. I had only seen him for approximately eight minutes total since I arrived. âYou all right, Kika?â he had asked me, or rather demanded of me.
I just nodded and stared at his tremendously bald head, listening to him smack his nicotine gum in his mouth. That was the extent of our interactions, which was fine with me, becauseI was secretly kind of scared of him, even though he had always been generous with me.
Once, he asked me what I wanted to do with my life, but when I told him about Gypsies & Boxcars, he asked me all sorts of intimidating questions about returns on investments and import taxes. I rambled on until he stopped listening, and he just mumbled, âHow amusing . . .â
âKika, whatâs a crack baby?â Gwendy asked me, breaking my thoughts.
âItâs something little hobgoblins like you should not be calling the other kids. And I think if you stop calling people names, youâll make some friends,â I added.
Gwen considered it for a moment. âBut they all think I talk funny. And they laugh at me when I say the wrong words.â
âIs that why you wonât talk to them?â I asked, pulling the crêpe away before she drizzled Nutella all over her math homework. (There would be no criminal waste of Nutella on my watch.)
I scooped Gwen onto my lap. âWe can learn all the new British words together so youâll know what theyâre talking about, okay?â
Gwen nodded bravely.
I tried again: âYou see, itâs like a secret code,â I cooed in a hushed voice with a mysterious glint in my eye.
This got her excited; Gwen loved mystery. âA secret code?â she repeated, enthralled.
âYup. And we need to crack it. The question isââI eyed the people around us and flipped up the collar of my shirt in mock suspicionââwill you help?â
Gwen nodded vigorously. âDoes a bear shit in the woods?!â
I looked at Mina. âWe are going to have to watch our mouths around this one.â
âWord,â said Mina.
âWord,â I said back.
âWord,â mimicked Gwen, soberly nodding her head in the same stern way Mina nodded hers.
As the girls packed away their schoolwork into their backpacks, I stole another look at Minaâs phone to confirm that she definitely wasnât texting anyone. But why would she lie about something like that?
17
A DARK , THROATY voice tumbled over the line: âHiya, gorgeous.â
It was Lochlon. (Of course it was Lochlon; who else called me âgorgeousâ besides Italian maître dâs?)
Lochlon had flown into Belfast a few nights ago, and here we were, already chatting on the phone at a decent hour for the both of us. Life was so much easier now that we were in the same time zone.
âI canât believe you have a cell phone,â I gushed.
âAnd why not? This is modern Ireland now. We even have color telly,â he told me with cheerful sarcasm.
âItâs not that; itâs just the fact that I can reach you whenever I want that gets me excited.â
His voice went raspy. âDo you want to know what it is that excites me?â
I was sitting outside on the stoop in front of the Darlingsâhouse, and I looked around. âOh, Iâm sure youâre going to tell me.â
Out of the corner of my eye, I spied movement from the house next door. The red door opened, and the nasty neighbor, Aston Hyde