happy drunk. I drink to be happy. It gets cold enough, I go to Margaret and Elizabethâs if thereâs no room in the shelters. Besides, in the shelters you get robbed. You go to the drunk tank, they take your wallet and your other stuff and hold them until youâre let out; and then nobody can pick your pocket.â
âRight,â Russ said. He looked more stunned than ever.
Henry was beginning to feel positively happy. There was actually a placeâjust drunk enough, not really drunkâwhere he felt good; and his big problem became trying to figure out how to stay in the place without going beyond it. This required him to drink in a measured and deliberate way, but the place was one where both measure and deliberation were impossible, and so he almost immediately started to slide. Soon, if he didnât get out of here on bail, he would start to slide in the opposite direction. He would become sober enough to hate himself and everything he was looking at. At the moment, though, he was in just the right place, sliding back from the abyss of overdrunkenness. Thatâs what came of spending four hours in the police station not drinking anything but Coca-Cola and water.
âNow,â Russ said, âweâre going to ask for bail, and I think youâve got a good chance of getting it. I donât think youâre a flight risk. If you disappear, weâve got a good idea of where to look for you. Youâre not about to run off to Canada or Wisconsin.â
âI donât even know where they are,â Henry said, mock solemnly.
âYes, well, you have to understand that weâve got to be careful though. The judge has no obligation to grant bail in a capital case. Youâre going to be charged with one murder tonight. Sheâs going to know youâll probably be charged with another sometime tomorrow. And thereâs public feeling to consider. There are eleven women dead, and the general public thinks you killed them.â
âI did kill them,â Henry said.
âYouâve got to stop that, Henry. You understand that? Youâve got to stop that.â
âI did kill them,â Henry said again. âThey explained it all to me at the police station before you got there. They showed me how I did it. I must have been really drunk; I donât remember any of it.â
âYou donât remember any of it because you didnât do it,â Russ said. He sounded infinitely, elaborately patient. âThey found you near that woman, and they figured they had their arrest in the Plate Glass case and they ran with it. You didnât do anything but be in the wrong place at the wrong time.â
âBut I confessed.â
âPeople make false confessions every day. If they locked you up and refused to give you bail, there would be another Plate Glass Killing in a month, or two; and then theyâd be flat on their, excuse me, flat on their backsââ
âAsses,â Henry said helpfully.
âYou canât go around saying you did it,â Russ said. âYou got that? I can get you out of this mess youâre in, but not if you go around saying you did it. Youâve got to do and say just what I tell you to and nothing moreâor less. Can you do that?â
âSure. Iâve been doing it for Elizabeth and Margaret for years. Especially Margaret. Except when Iâm drunk.â
âAnd thatâs another thing,â Russ said. âFor the duration of this situation, you canât get drunk. Weâre going to clean you up, dry you out, and make you look respectable, so if you do have to go into court for a trial the jury will be sympathetic to our side and not of a mind to dismiss you as a lowlife. If you do get drunk while youâre out on bail, youâre likely to find yourself right back behind bars, especially if itâs during a trial. No judge is going to let you sit at the defense table spiked to