asleep. The baby was crying fit to bust, but Darcy didnât stir. Honey, very indignant, said, âJust as well weâre here. Poor little thing!â I left Honey to look after her and went to wake Darcy. I bounced myself down on to the bed.
âHey!â I prodded at her. She groaned, and opened an eye.
âWozzamadder?â
I said, âThe babyâs crying.â
âOh, God!â She rolled over, on to her back. âCanât you see to it?â
âHoney is, but I just thought you ought to know.â
âWhy? What do I want to know for?â
I said, âItâs your baby!â
âItâs not my baby.â
âWell, your sisterâs. Two men called last night,â I said.
âYeah?â
âMidnight. I told them she wasnât here.â
âRight.â Darcy hauled the duvet over herself.
âNeither were you,â I said. âWhat happened?â
âNothing happened, I just stayed on a bit. Itâs half term! You donât have to look at me like that, I wouldnât have gone out if you hadnât been here. I told you, I never leave it more than a couple of hours. OK?â
I said, âOK,â though I didnât really think it was. I thought that Honey was right, and if I had a baby I wouldnât trust it to someone like Darcy. But I didnât want to get on the wrong side of her.
There wasnât much for breakfast; just a bit of stale cereal and a couple of crusts of toast. Darcy said that was all right, she wasnât hungry.
âI never eat breakfast.â She said sheâd go down the shops later on and stock up. âYou two had better stay here, you donât want people recognising you. Letâs see if youâre on the telly!â
We still werenât. I didnât know whether I felt more disappointed or relieved, but Darcy said it was good.
âLonger they leave it, the better.â She said that when she came back from shopping she would do something to change our appearances. âDo something with your hairâ¦give it a make-over!â
We had some fun, that first morning. Darcy came back from the shops with a load of chocolate-covered doughnuts, which we sat and consumed straight away. Darcy said, âSee if the baby wants some,â but Honey wouldnât. She said that doughnuts werenât good for babies.
âThey rot the teeth.â
Darcy said, âWhat teeth?â and we both cackled.
Honey got quite cross. She told us that we were behaving irresponsibly. She said, âThis baby is helpless . Weâre supposed to be taking care of her.â
âOh, just stop being such a bore,â said Darcy. âMe and Jade left home to get away from all that!â
It was true that at home I couldnât have gorged on doughnuts, specially not chocolate-covered ones, without Mum nagging at me. I said this to Darcy.
âThis is it,â said Darcy. âYouâre free !â She pushed the box of doughnuts at me. âHave another!â
I managed four, but after that I came over a bit sick and had to stop. Darcy jeered and called me a wimp. She said, âYou ainât got no stamina, girl! Youâd better get your act together tonight, I got hotpot.â
âShe canât eat hotpot,â said Honey. âNot if itâs got meat in it. Sheâs a vegetarian.â
If looks could have killed, then surely Honey would have dropped dead on the spot. What business was it of hers?
âYou gotta be joking,â said Darcy.
âNo, she is,â insisted Honey.
Darcy looked at me like I was some kind of bug-eyed alien. âSince when?â
âSince never,â I said. âIt was just something to annoy Dad. He got on my nerves, you know? Always trying to make me eat stuff I didnât want.â
âYou told me it was principle,â said Honey.
She was really starting to get on my nerves! Ever since sheâd taken
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