cut you down myself,â Dwight threatened Dirk, shifting his axe from one shoulder to the next. But before Dirk could respond back, the ranks of squirrels began singing.
He crossed paths with a squirrel
Who told him whatâs what,
But Melvin was bested
By a tiny walnut!
Dirk broke into a grin and strummed his lute loudly, joining in:
A tiny walnut! A tiny walnut!
The elf had a lump
From a tiny walnut!
This continued for several more rounds, each chorus growing louder and more raucous. When it was finally over (to Melvinâs great relief), the lead squirrel approached Dirk and removed its helmet. âYou have immortalized us in song,â the squirrel announced. âYou have honored us, great minstrel.â
Dirk nodded and leaned against the rock wall. âYeah, itâs what I do.â
âWhatâs happening?â Wayne asked, looking confused.
âI honestly donât know,â Sarah replied.
âNow and forever,â the squirrel continued, âwe shall gather and sing of the besting of Melvin the Frail.â
âGreat,â Melvin sighed.
The squirrel continued. âFor this Melvin will represent all whom we defeat, and his song will be sung by our children and our childrenâs children. You may pass now, humans. And you shall sing this song wherever you go.â
âDone and done,â Dirk agreed.
âI donât get it?â Sydney asked Puff, who was standing next to her.
âYou can only win a battle once,â Puff answered. âBut immortalize it in a song, and the battle is won a hundred times over.â
âNeat,â she responded.
âYeah, terrific,â Melvin said. âCan we get out of here now?â
The sea of squirrels parted.
âWhat happened to the humans?â Max asked as they prepared to leave. The squirrel knight motioned to the tower in the distance.
âThey have been undone by the Malaspire.â
âYou mean our school?â Melvin asked.
âIt is the Malaspire now.â
âI thought it was creepy when it was just called middle school,â Dirk added.
Sarah, however, had other things on her mind. âWhat do you mean by âundoneâ?â
The squirrel shrugged. âI do not know the words to describe it.â
âDo you mean dead?â Megan asked, a lump catching in her throat as she got the words out.
The squirrel shook its head. âNo, not that. Not yet.â
âCan we save them?â Sarah pressed.
âI do not know,â the squirrel confessed. âWe have our own affairs to see to. But if there are answers to your questions, you will find them in the Malaspire.â
âCome on, then,â Dwight urged. âLetâs get going.â
Puff came up to Sarah and rubbed against her leg. âDonât give up hope,â he told her. âIn all that I have read about the Cataclysm, there is time to reverse its effects.â
Sarah reached down and absentmindedly patted Puff on the head. âThanks.â Puff only recoiled a little at the unauthorized petting.
The group made their way through the ranks of the squirrel army. They were followed by thousands of eyes largely hidden in the shadows of their tiny helmets. âTheyâre just so cute!â Sydney said. âCan I keep one?â
âNot if your life depended on it,â Dwight answered. âAnd it probably does.â
Dirk smiled as they passed the last of the rodent ranks. âScore one for the bard.â
âFirst time anyoneâs said that in an adventure,â Melvin muttered. âEver.â
CHAPTER SEVEN
MEET THE NEIGHBORS
T HEY RESTED BENEATH THE MERMAID weather vane and the remains of Old Man Petersonâs house. At first it looked as if the place had survived the severe transformation of the Cataclysm, but as they drew near, they saw that the entire house had been sheared in half: The earth having dropped away to expose a sudden,