may need to bring this shitty little town some goddamn noise!â
âSergeant Dixon, please!â says Ceepak. âThere is no need for you and your men to pursue vigilante justice.â
âThatâs your opinion.â
âI realize you are upset. But we can not and will not condone citizens taking the law into their own hands.â
âSomebody has to.â
âJustice will be served. The truth will be uncovered.â
âOh, really? Swell. Put it on a greeting card. Sell it to Hallmark.â
âGive me twenty-four hours.â
âTo do what?â
âTo see if I can determine who did this.â
âAnd if you canât?â
âWeâll have that beer and talk about next steps.â
Over at the grill, I hear the whomp of flames. Everybodyâs been riveted on Ceepak and Dixon. Lieutenant Worthless hasnât been minding the meat. Itâs flaring like waxy fireplace logs.
âYou have my word,â says Ceepak.
âYour word?â
âYes, sir. And I will not lie nor tolerate those who do.â
âYou West Point?â
âNo. I simply choose to live my life according to their code of honor.â
Dixon gives Ceepak a look. âReally? Well, my men and I have a code too: We look out for our own and will not tolerate any individual who seeks to do any one of us harm.â
âAll Iâm asking is one day.â
Dixon is thinking about it, I can tell. His breathing is almost regular. Finally, he turns around and calls out to the biggest ox on the patio. âButt Lips?â
âSir?â
âDo we have twenty-four hoursâ worth of liquid refreshment inside the wire?â
âYes, sir.â
âHandy Andy?â
âSir?â Itâs the kid with the kielbasa nose.
âHow are we doing on acquiring cable TV?â
âWeâre wired up and good to go, sir.â
Dixon nods. Returns his attention to Ceepak.
âVery well. You have twenty-four hours, Officer Ceepak. This time tomorrow. Sunday. Seventeen-hundred hours. But thatâs it. There will be no deadline extensions.â
âThank you. Now, may we inspect the trunk?â
I hear car tires crunching across gravel.
âYouâll need to ask the ladies,â says Dixon, indicating the car that just pulled into the parking pad. âSmithâs sisters. Apparently, the vehicle in question belongs to one of them.â
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A dark red Dodge that rolled off the assembly line sometime back when Reagan was president parks next to my Jeep. I can see two silhouettes in the front seat but nobody gets out.
âThe troopers contacted Smithâs family,â says Dixon. âAlerted his sisters as to what happened. Told us the ladies would be coming up today to claim the vehicle and make arrangements for the body.â
Ceepak nods.
Weâre all standing along the fence. Seven men staring at the two black women in the car. We must look like the receiving line at an Irish wake.
Finally, I hear the clunk-thud-screech of heavy car doors opening. Two at once. Both of Smithâs sisters step out of the beat-up old Dodge.
âWe come for the car,â says the one standing behind the door on the driver side. âTonya needs it for work Monday.â
Tonya seems to be the shy sister. About my age and very pretty, she stands behind the door on the passenger side. Sheâs thin and, right now, looks like she wishes she were even skinnier so she could become invisible. She wonât lift her head to meet any of the fourteen eyes staring at her.
âWhich one of you has the keys?â The driver-side sister, on the other hand, is no shrinking violet. I figure sheâs older, maybe thirty. She talks with a sassy swagger and looks tough enough to take out half of Dixonâs unit, especially if she packs all 290 of her pounds into the first punch. âMaybe you gentlemen didnât hear me. I said, âWho has the