handle didn’t do any good, and the window refused to
budge. Wonderful. I’d fought a succubus, saved myself from an eternity in
hell, only to die in a 1972 Gremlin.
“My hair curls when it’s wet,” a voice bubbled from the hatchback.
I whipped around, rubbing my bloodshot eyes. “Angel? I thought
Lilith killed you.” I smiled at him, happy to see him, but that smile turned to
a choke as water entered my lungs. “Can you get us out of here?”
He shrugged. The car began to rise from the water, hovering just
above it like the kid during his nightly bath.
Water rushed from the interior of the car as I put it into gear, and
drove across the pool, over the downed fences and onto the street. Gawkers
stopped and stared. I waved and roared up the street, the Gremlin, and the
angel clucking like wet hens.
~ * ~
I rubbed at my wet chest with a dishtowel, careful to avoid bumping
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my ribs. After my dive into the pool, I’d come home and spent forty-five
minutes under a boiling hot shower, waiting for the ache in my bones to
settle.
Now I stood half-dressed in my kitchen, watching the angel brush his
flowing hair one hundred times, as he stared into the shiny refection of my
toaster. “Where have you been for the last two days?” I asked, tossing the
sodden dishcloth at him.
The angel answered with a sigh, “Locked inside that devil car.” He
pointed to a black stain on his white robe. “Tire grease. That will never come
out.”
“If you heal these, I will buy you a new robe.” I paused, touching my
broken ribs. “Two robes.”
The angel rolled his eyes, but the pain in my side receded. For the
first time in an hour, I took a deep breath, enjoying the rush of air clogging
my windpipe. Everyone should have his or her own personal angel. Imagine
what it would do for the hangover industry.
“How did you get locked in the hatchback?” I scratched my chin.
“Your girlfriend broke in, and dragged me from the apartment.” He
sniffed once. “I missed the final episode of the O.C. Now I will never know
if Suzanne Somers sells the last Thighmaster.”
I slapped my head. Stupid angel. “That’s not the O.C., it’s QVC. A
home shopping network.” My eyes narrowed. “You haven’t called the
number, right?”
He shot me an angelic smile so bright it stung my eyes. “No. I
ordered online. It saves time and money.”
A pain in my jaw radiated up, forcing the vein in my forehead to
thump twice. “I’m turning off the cable. Now tell me what happened after
Lilith dragged you away.”
“I do not know, Nemamiah. I was locked in the trunk.” He reminded
me, as if talking to a slow child.
“It wasn’t a trunk. It’s a hatchback, which means you could have
signaled for help, or opened the damn thing yourself.” I took a fast breath,
pulled a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet, and poured myself an eight-
ounce glass. “This isn’t getting us anywhere. Have you learned anything
about the kid? Like where he is being held, or maybe why?”
“Yes.” The angel plucked at his eyebrow.
“And?”
“I cannot tell you.” He didn’t look disappointed by the news. “But I
can tell you this.”
“What?”
“God is not happy with His Chosen One. I wouldn’t want to be in
your shoes when He smites you.” As concerned as the angel seemed, we
might have been discussing the weather.
“Well thanks for that.” I dropped onto a chair, and drank deeply from
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my glass of whiskey. It tasted sour, like cheap mash. I spit it into the sink,
missing the kid more and more.
The angel fluffed his hair and pointed at my cell phone lying on the
table. “It’s for you.”
The phone hadn’t rung so I glanced at him in question. He shrugged.
A second later, the phone twerped and I checked the caller ID. Unknown
name. Probably a telemarketer.
“Miller here,” I answered.
“Please hold for God,” the nasal voice of God’s secretary sounded in
my ear. Shit.
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