by the trunk, Grandpa sandwiched in the middle, then Mom at the end.
âYay, Grandpa! Youâre here.â
He flashes me a beaky smile.
The shaking of my branch slows down but doesnât completely stop. Which means Mom is in her fave position, one leg crossed over the other, jiggling a foot.
âAre you okay, Mom?â I ask. âDid the ghost-hunting equipment hurt or anything?â
âNo, it didnât hurt,â she says.
âYou couldnât just lift up the tent flap and leave?â I jam the bag of beans in my pocket.
âI can cross thresholds, but I canât manipulate barriers to get to them,â Mom says. âYet.â
âDid you tell Grandpa about the ghost hunter?â I ask.
Grandpa nods, and a feather comes loose and flutters to the ground.
âDid you learn anything of interest at the psychic fair?â Mom asks.
âUh, yeah. Whereâs my brain at?â I shift position so the branch isnât digging into my thigh. âThe psychic, whoâs my age, by the way, predicted something bad with The Ruler and a knife. Right after that, The Ruler called becauseâget this!âsomeone slashed her tires! All four of them. Flat as pancakes.â
âWhereâs the car?â Mom asks.
âAt Tires Tires Tires,â I say.
âIâd like to examine the damage,â Mom says. âWilhelm, weâll stop there on the way home.â The branch goes still. She must be thinking, twirling her hair around her index finger. âThat escalated fast.â
âWhat do you mean?â I ask.
âA stalkerâs behavior generally escalates or gets worse over time. Iâm assuming her stalker is responsible for the tire business,â Mom says. âSlashing tires is fairly violent. And risky to undertake during the day. Heâs not starting off with small actions.â
Yikes. I do not want to hear weâre dealing with a crazier-than-usual stalker. âThe police came, and theyâre doing a report.â
âGood. Although they wonât devote much effort to one-time vandalism.
Weâll
have to step up our efforts for guarding Paula,â Mom says.
Grandpa nods his balding bird head.
âWe have to keep her safe,â Mom says quietly to him, but I still hear her. âSheâs whatâs holding my family together.â
Grandpa mutters something about surveillance schedules and the weekend.
âThatâs right. Iâm tied up all this weekend too. Sherry, youâll have to handle surveillance Saturday and Sunday.â
âI can,â I say. âWhatâs up with you guys?â
Grandpa jabbers. Something so not intelligible to the human ear.
âUh, Academy business,â Mom says.
âMom, just tell me.â
âItâs the Annual Worldwide Academy Ghostlympics, where we pit our skills against Academies from various countries, including Germany, France, Spain, Korea. Iâm entered in the animal mind-control event.â Her voice swells with pride. âItâs unusual for a newer student like myself to represent the Academy. But, as you know, Iâm good with animals.â
She certainly was when she was alive and worked Canine with her springer spaniel, Nero Wolfe. âWhat do you get as prizes, invisible ribbons?â I crack myself up.
Thereâs silence.
âWhat? I was joking. There arenât really prizes, are there? I mean, youâre adults. And, well, ghosts.â
Grandpa jabbers some more in, once again, impossible-to-understand birdspeak.
âThere
are
prizes.â Mom stops.
Something is going on here. Why wonât Mom and Grandpa just spill. âLike what?â
âSherry, itâs a long shot. Grandpa doesnât think we should even aim for it because itâs
extremely
difficult to win. So we canât pin our hopes on it,â she says, her voice going all bubbly and enthusiastic. âBut if I come in first in