changed is you. Maneuvering around the stacked cases of Cott Cola on the way from the cold room to the kitchen is a challenge, particularly as thereâs a light switch but no light bulb, Uncle Donny a firm believer that feeling your way along a wall is a cheap and effective substitute for seeing where youâre going. The same gold-speckled, white Formica kitchen table supports the same two-slice toaster, dual am radio/alarm clock, clear plastic seven-day pill dispenser, and several yearsâ worth of Farmerâs Almanac that were there the very first time Dad took me along on one of his innumerable service calls disguised as Uncle Donny social calls. From the wiring inside the walls to the carpeting in the hallway to the shingles on the roof, Uncle Donnyâs house is a museum of Dadâs dedicated handiwork. For that, anyway, Iâm glad Iâm here, despite the reason Iâm here.
I hang my coat on the back of a kitchen chair and am on my way to the living room when Uncle Donny practically steps in front of me. âThat roomâs a mess,â he says. âLetâs sit in here.â
The table in Uncle Donnyâs kitchen is for a lot of things, but eating at it, never mind simply sitting at it, has never been one of them. Just as Uncle Donny will never stand if he can sit, slouching is always preferable to sitting upright. Uncle Donnyâs default position is leaning back as far as his recliner will allow with the TV remote control in one hand and a cigarette and a can of Cott Cola alternating in the other.
âLike I care if itâs messy,â I say. Maybe itâs because Iâm already weary of what weâre doing before weâve even begun, but Iâd much rather go through Dadâs financial records on the couch. Or maybe itâs just laziness by osmosis, a classic case of when in Uncle Donnyâs house, do as Uncle Donny.
âWell maybe I do,â he says. âEver since this business with your dad has been going on, Iâve had to let a lot of things slide around here.â
âIâm sorry that your dusting time has been compromised by my dad losing his mind.â
âNow, donât say that.â
I can see the spark that this fight could easily flame into if I donât stamp it out. Itâs for times like these that I stopped taking speed. I wish I could tell someone how happy I am with the decision I made. I wish I could tell Sara.
âLook,â I say. âIâm just worked up about this screw-up with Thames View. But Iâm sure that once we get Dadâs papers sorted out we can get to the bottom of why they think we owe them so much money.â
Uncle Donny lowers his eyes and nodsâonceâas close to an apology as Iâm going to get.
âThe table will be better for what weâre doing anyway,â I say. âThat way we can spread out all of Dadâs documents so we can have a clearer idea of what weâre doing.â
Uncle Donny grants me another silent nod, which I reward with making the first move, pulling out the chair that my coat is draped over and sitting down. Uncle Donny goes to the cold room and comes back with two cans of Cott Cola with all of the enthusiasm of a condemned man helping himself to his last liquid meal. Thereâs a can opener lying on the table, right next to a pink plastic back scratcher and the glass novelty bird whoâs been dipping his beak in and out of the same glass of water for the last thirty years, Sisyphus à la Uncle Donny. I open both cans while he goes to get the file Iâd asked him to keep chronicling Dadâs financial affairs since heâs been at Thames View. The single-speaker cassette player thatâs small enough to sit on the window sill plays Frank Sinatraâs greatest hits, âSummer Windâ in the middle of winter.
An hour and two cans of Cott Cola each later, weâre no nearer to understanding how Thames View can