BLACK AND WHITE AND TOUGH ALL OVER
Bean wasnât allowed to watch television. Or music videos. Beanâs mom said she could watch two movies a week, but they had to be movies where everyone was good. There couldnât be any bad words. There couldnât be any mean people. There couldnât be anyone smoking a cigarette or wearing tiny clothes. There were only about ten movies that followed all these rules. Luckily, Bean liked all ten of them. She watched them over and over.
Beanâs mom said ten movies were plenty. She said kids Beanâs age should be using their imaginations instead of watching TV. She said fresh air was more important than movies.
And then what did she do?
She made Bean watch a movie. It was her favorite movie, she said. Everyone should see it at least once, she said. The movie was called
Seven Falls
, but it wasnât about waterfalls or even the leaf-falling kind of fall, which is what Bean had guessed. It was about a guy named Al Seven. Boy, was he tough! He was so tough he talked without moving his lips, and some of it was bad words.
He was also kind of mean. Everyone in the movie was kind of mean, plus they all smoked cigarettes. They didnât wear tiny clothes, but that was the only rule they didnât break.
âI canât believe youâre letting me watch this,â said Bean.
â
Seven Falls
is a classic,â said Beanâs mom. âItâs one of the greatest movies ever made.â
âDonât be a stooge,â said Al Seven to another movie guy. That was pretty mean, but Bean pretended not to notice, because this was one of the greatest movies ever made. Al Seven was also in black and white, but Bean knew she was supposed to imagine he was in color. âWhat is it about dames?â asked Al Seven, walking slowly down a rainy street. âThey break your heart, I guess,â he answered himself.
That was the end.
Beanâs mom let out a big, happy sigh. âWasnât that amazing? Did you get it?â
Get what? Bean wasnât sure, but she nodded. âIâm going to be just like Al Seven when I grow up.â
Her mother raised one eyebrow. âYouâd better not be.â
But then again, why wait, thought Bean. She could start being like Al Seven now. She slumped over and put her feet on the coffee table. âWhaddaya say we watch it again, pal?â she said.
Her mom raised both eyebrows. âWhat I say is donât call me pal and take your feet off the table.â
That hadnât worked. Bean took her feet off the table. âDames,â she said sadly. âThey break your heart.â
Her momâs eyebrows were almost inside her hair. âOh dear,â she said.
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It took Bean a long time to go to sleep that night. She couldnât stop thinking about Al Seven and his black-and-white world. It didnât seem like the real world, the world on Pancake Court that Bean lived in. People in Al Sevenâs world were tough, and they didnât laugh very much. They didnât do normal stuff like go to school and the grocery store. They walked down alleys and wore hats. But the most un-normal thing about Al Sevenâs world was the mysteries. There were mysteries all over the place.
Bean untwisted her pajamas and thought about that. A mystery was a question you couldnât find the answer to. In Al Sevenâs world, the mysteries were things like Who took Hesterâs jewels? or Where was Sammy La Barba on the night of May twelfth? Bean didnât have any jewels and she sure as heck didnât know anyone named Sammy La Barba, but there were plenty of questions that she didnât have answers to. Millions of them. For instance, Who thought of money? Not even grown-ups knew the answer to thatquestion. But Bean had other questions, too, like Whatâs inside the cement thing in the front yard? Whatâs behind the Tengsâ fence and why do they lock it up?