outside stimulus. She wasnât willing to rule out the possibility that such things existed, but if they did, they were out of
Ghost Trekkers
â purview. Even Lenny couldnât pull that off.
But if this wasnât a prank â¦Â No. That didnât even bear considering.
An unidentified female ghost who haunts one of the bedrooms
, Erin had said.
Associated with a roll of paper that reappears and disappears in a lacquered chest
.
âWho are you?â asked Cate hoarsely.
âThis is all highly irregular,â the apparition said critically.
âI couldnât agree more.â Speaking with people who werenât there definitely came under Cateâs definition of irregular. âAre you â¦?â
She couldnât make herself say the word âdead.â
âA guest,â supplied the apparition.
Guest â¦Â ghost â¦Â It was just a twist of the tongue away. Cate swallowed a spurt of hysterical laughter.
This wasnât happening. This couldnât be happening. She worked on
Ghost Trekkers
, for the love of God. She, of all people, knew that such things were purely the product of smoke and lenses.
She hadnât even eaten the herrings. She had known better than that. Herrings were worse than bits of underdone potato when it came to conjuring specters.
âAnd you?â The ghost was looking at her keenly. âAre you a guest of General Tilney?â
âIn a manner of speaking,â hedged Cate.
If this was a dream, why conjure up an inquisitive female? Why not a strapping male in knee breeches? Or a Roman centurion in one of those cute little leather kilts? Her imagination clearly needed help.
âWho are those uncouth people in the hall?â asked the apparition, settling in for a good gossip. Her see-through skirts lapped around her ankles.
âUm, theyâre â¦Â I work with them. Weâre on aââ
TV show
really didnât seem like something her transparent visitor would understand. Cate hastily cobbled together the closest possible translation. âWeâre a sort of acting troupe.â
âTheatricals.â The apparitionâs face lit with interest. âShall you perform for us?â
âEr,â said Cate. âI think itâs more that theyâd hoped youâd perform for us.â
Not that Fred would know what to do with a real ghost if he tripped over one.
Wait. When had she decided this was a real ghost? âJust ignore them,â she said hastily. âIf they come after you, pretend theyâre not there. Even if they make beeping noises.â
âBeeping noises?â
âItâs the most ramshackle operation,â Cate said. âI mean, I donât know what Iâm still doing here. I really only meant to stay for a few months, just for the experienceâand, oh, hell, so I had sort of a crush on Hal, but the man is never going to do anything, about me or anything else. Heâs under his brotherâs thumb like you wouldnât believe. Heâd probably have to ask Fredâs permission before getting up the nerve to make a move.â
âLike that, is it?â said the ghost sympathetically. âIs this Hal the younger brother?â
âYes. Fredâs older. Heâs the one who owns the whole kit and caboodle.â
The ghost nodded sagely. Cateâs slang might have been lost on her, but the general concept was one she understood.
âNothingâs going to change while Fredâs in charge,â Cate said glumly. There was something oddly soothing about speaking with someone who wasnât there. âHal will never have the guts to do anything about it. Itâs a complete dead end.â She looked at the ghostâor, rather, through the ghostâand clapped a hand over her mouth. âOh, crap! Iâm sorry. I mean, itâs not going anywhere. Just forget I said âdead,â