always have to do homework? How come I canât take Moe outside and fool around?â
âBecause I want you to do it now. Because thatâs your job. Because I said so.â
They sent each other mutual looks of heat and annoyance. âItâs not fair.â
âBulletin for Simon: Life isnât always fair. Now get the rest of that done, or youâll lose your hour TV-and-videoprivilege tonight. And stop kicking that chair,â she snapped.
She hauled out her cutting board and began chopping vegetables for the salad. âYou keep making those faces at my back,â she said, coolly now, âand youâll lose those privileges for the whole week.â
He didnât know how she knew what he was doing behind her, but she always did. In a small rebellion, he took three times as long to solve the next problem as he needed.
Homework sucked . He glanced up quickly just in case his mother could hear what he was thinking. But she kept on cutting junk for the stupid salad.
He didnât mind school. Sometimes he even liked it. But he didnât see why it had to follow him home every single night. He thought about kicking the chair again, just to test her. But Moe bounced into the room and distracted him.
âHey, Moe. Hey, boy, whatcha got there?â
Zoe looked around, and dropped the knife. âOh, my God.â
Moe stood, tail thumping, whole body wagging, and what was left of a roll of toilet paper clamped in his teeth.
When she leaped toward him, it was a signal in Moeâs mind for the game to begin. He charged left, zipped around the table, then bolted back through the kitchen doorway.
âStop! Damn it. Simon, help me get that dog.â
Heâd already done his work. Shredded bits of paper, streams of mangled paper, were sprinkled and spread all over her floors like snow. She chased him into the living room while he growled playfully around the crushed tube. Giggling in delight, Simon streaked past her and dived.
Boy and dog rolled over the rug.
âSimon, itâs not a game.â She waded in, managed to get a hand on the wet roll. But the harder she tugged, the brighter Moeâs eyes became.
He bore down, with happy snarls.
âHe thinks it is. He thinks youâre playing tug. He really likes to tug.â
Exasperated, she looked at her son. He was kneeling beside the dog now, one arm thrown over Moeâs back. Some of the shredded paper had attached itself to Simonâs clean pants, Moeâs fur.
Both of them were grinning at her.
âIâm not playing.â But the words choked out over a laugh. âIâm not ! Youâre a bad dog.â She tapped a finger on his nose. âA very bad dog.â
He plopped on his butt, lifted a paw to shake, then spat the roll onto the floor at her feet.
âHe wants you to throw it so he can fetch.â
âOh, yeah, thatâs going to happen.â She snatched the roll up, put it behind her back. âSimon, go get the vacuum cleaner. Moe and I are going to have a little chat.â
âSheâs not really mad,â he said in Moeâs ear. âHer eyes get sorta dark and scary when sheâs really mad.â
He bounded up. Moving fast, Zoe grabbed Moeâs collar before he could follow. âOh, no, you donât. Look at the mess you made. What do you have to say for yourself?â
He collapsed and rolled over to expose his belly.
âThe only way thatâs going to work on me is if you know how to run a vacuum cleaner.â
She let out a little sigh when she heard the knock on the door, and Simonâs shouted âIâll get it!â
âPerfect. Just perfect.â
She stared after Moe as he raced away, and heard Simonâs excited voice telling Brad about Moeâs latest adventure.
âHe ran all over the house. He made a real mess.â
âSo I see.â Brad turned into the living room where Zoe stood, surrounded by
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