1 No Need to Study
I am on pins and needles! Iâm a contestant on Road to Stardom and the host is about to announce the results of the final vote.
âAnd the grand prize winner is ⦠Maddie!â
The crowd leaps to their feet and cheers. What a triumph!
In the middle of all the screams and bravos, I hear a little beep-beep. What is that?
Grrr, it was my alarm clock. I turned it off and listened to the awful silence. Real life filled up all the space. My problems suddenly took over.
For the last two days, Iâd been shaking in my boots. Our report cards were due to arrive any day now, and my grades were rotten. My parents would die when they saw them. But wait! Maybe they hadnât picked up todayâs mail yet.
I jumped out of bed, pulled on my clothes, and rushed to the mailbox. It was full â hooray! I took out the package of stuff and rifled through it. No report card. What was going on? I wandered to the kitchen, perplexed.
âWell, if it isnât our new letter carrier!â said my mom.
What an idiot I am! Iâd brought the mail with me.
âIs this what you were looking for?â asked my dad, tossing my report card onto my plate.
I wished I could disappear under the table.
âI guess youâve decided to repeat your grade,â he said sternly.
âWeâll be in the same class!â my brother Alexander snickered.
âUnless you have to repeat your grade!â My mom put him in his place.
âNeither one of you has any excuse,â my dad said. âYouâre just lazy. You donât work hard enough.â
âI study every night in my room!â I protested.
âYou donât have good work habits,â said my brother Julian.
What was he going on about, the little genius?
âYou study in bed, listening to music. So youâre lost in space â â
âWith the stars!â my mother added.
âTars!â screamed Angelbaby, splatting her pablum in the shape of a star.
She gurgled, proud of her new word. She wonât be laughing when she has to study to learn new things!
âAll you think about is that star show,â my dad continued. âYouâre not being responsible, Maddie.â
âI am so! I intend to win on Road to Stardom one day.â
âIn the meantime, youâd better put yourself on the road to school. You too, Alexander. Both of you!â
âAll three,â said my mom, with a funny look.
âAll three?â My dad was puzzled. âJulianâs doing fine!â
âI was referring to myself,â said my mother. âIâm going to finish my degree. Iâve already registered.â
My dad was floored. And so were the rest of us. Was Mom going to leave us in the lurch, now when our marks were so bad? It was shocking.
âThe bus is here!â cried Julian, jumping from his chair.
âMaddie! Alexander! Quick, hurry!â
Dad practically threw us out the door. I think he was in a hurry to talk to Mom. He didnât seem too happy that she was going back to school.
On the school bus, I complained to my friends.
âNo more fun and games, if my mom goes back to school.â
âNot so!â Tough guy Patrick tried to cheer me up. âSheâll have less time to get on your case.â
âThatâll just leave more room for my dad.â
Then Little Miss Perfect Clementine had to add her bossy two centsâ worth.
âYou really do have to study, Maddie.â
âNo, I donât, if Iâm going to be a singer.â
âSame for me,â said Nicholas. âIâm going to inherit the family store.â
âThen youâd better learn to add at least,â sneered Patrick.
âEver hear of a calculator, Smart Man?â
âYouâd look pretty stupid if it broke down,â said Clementine. âYou really need to finish school if you want to get ahead.â
Nicholas knew how to shut her