MeanGirls by Lucy Felthouse

future, unless of course you’ve got something nice
to say. I realize it’s unlikely, though, so I’ll thank you to make sure myself
and my girlfriend never hear you saying something out of order again, all
right? Because if you ask me, it’s not wise to upset a lifeguard, is it? You
just never know when you’re going to need one, do you?”
    The three of them refused to make eye contact and shuffled
quickly out of the building. When they were gone, Adele turned to him. “I’m
your girlfriend now, am I?”
    Oliver grinned. “If you want to be, yes. I’d love it if you
were.”
    “What do you think? A gorgeous man who’s fantastic in bed
stands up to mean girls on my behalf…that’s a yes. This fat girl is giving you
a resounding yes.”
    “Hey,” he replied, “I just stopped them from being mean to
you, so how about not being mean to yourself?”
    “I’m not. I’m not being derogatory, I’m stating a fact. I’m
fat, overweight, big, plus-sized, curvy, Rubenesque—whatever the hell you want
to call it. And do you know what? I really don’t give a fuck. You seem to like
me anyway, and that’s all that matters.”
    “Damn right. Now quick, give me another kiss before I have
to get to work.”
    “With pleasure, Oliver. With pleasure. And I hope those mean
girls are watching.”
     

About Lucy Felthouse
     
    Lucy Felthouse is a graduate of the University of Derby,
where she studied Creative Writing. During her first year, she was dared to
write an erotic story—so she did. It went down a storm and she's never looked
back. Lucy is multi-published across many subgenres of erotica and erotic
romance and continues to try new subgenres and lengths of work in order to get
all the ideas in her head onto paper, and eventually out into the world.
     
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