Medusa: A Tiger by the Tail by Jack L. Chalker

hall, too, I noticed, so I would not have to climb the stairs.
    My instructions said I was to report first to T-26, Room 404—which, I assumed, was on the fourth floor—and get settled. I would be contacted there and told where to go and what to do next.
    Room 404 was where it should logically have been. Since there was no key, only a card slot, I inserted my card and the door slid open.
    It was a small room, about five meters by four, but it had been sensibly laid out by somebody who’d obviously done hotel work. The two beds looked comfortable and standard—after the cell and then those barracks cots they looked wonderful—and there were two reasonably spacious closets, plenty of drawers along the wall opposite the beds, and a CRT terminal that was unfamiliar in design but pretty easy to figure out.
    A side door led to a toilet, shower, and basin, which, I saw, we shared with the room next to us. I say “we” simply because when I looked in the closets, then in the drawers, somebody’s stuff was already in them. The owner didn’t appear to be much bigger than I from the size of the clothes, but I’d have to wait and see.
    Although the room monitors were cleverly concealed to blend in with the surroundings, they weren’t hard to locate. The one in the bathroom was in the center of the overhead light, and the one in the main room was almost certainly integrated into the centrally located smoke and fire detector. I wondered idly if they had the closets covered. Though the idea seemed pretty ridiculous they probably did. Ypsir and his TMS apparently had that kind of mind.
    I checked the computer terminal for messages but there were none apparent. I didn’t yet have the codes needed to call up the less routine stuff. Since I had received no instructions beyond coming here and waiting, I put my stuff away in an empty drawer and stowed the overnight bag in one of the closets, then went back to the terminal and gave it a good going-over. It was extremely primitive by my standards, but did have the basics, both keyboard and voxcoder for two-way communication. The thing was a combination terminal and telephone, possibly even a picturephone. Considering the obvious technical limitations the Confederacy imposed on the Warden Diamond, this really was a slick piece of home-grown work. After deciding I didn’t have the proper tools to disassemble the frame and see what really made the machine tick, I abandoned it for the time being, walked over to the bed, leaned back, and relaxed in the nice, downy softness. I promptly fell asleep.
    I was awakened perhaps two hours later by the sound of the door whooshing back to admit someone. Deciding that discretion was the better part of valor and all that, I remained motionless, curious to see who it might be. My eyes opened wide and I sat straight up when I saw the newcomer. I really hadn’t been prepared for this.
    “Oh, hello!” she said, spotting me. “You must be Tarin Bul.”
    The girl was very young—I couldn’t really tell how young—quite small and slightly built, hair cropped as short as my own. I was still sitting up in bed, staring, mouth agape, trying to adjust to the fact that she was a she, when she started removing her uniform.
    “Hey!” I cried out, feeling very awkward indeed. I was no prude, but societies have rules and the one I came from wasn’t quite this casual.
    She stopped, a little puzzled. “What’s the matter?” And she meant it.
    “Um—you’re taking off your clothes in front of a perfect stranger.”
    The idea struck her as funny. “Oh, you’re supposed to take yours off, too. The Monitor should have told you. I guess somebody’s asleep at the switch today.” She finished removing the last of her clothing, which she folded into a small ball, then opened a drawer, from which she removed a plastic bag, stuffing in the clothes. “Below Supervisor grade it’s not permitted to wear uniforms in your home dorm. Don’t you know that?”
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