auction house, like you told me.â
âAnd? Did he give you the names and addresses of the folks who bid against me?â
âYou bet he did. The African American man who bid against you is Bubba Johnson. He owns a string of dry-cleaning shops. Hi-N-Dry is the name of the business. John said that Bubba Johnson is very successful. In fact, he owns a mansion on Battery Street.â
âI use Hi-N-Dry! In my opinion theyâre the only establishment that can do a decent job of pressing silk. Most cleaners leave shiny areasânever mind. Who was my European-American blonde competition?â
âAbby, you shouldnât be making fun like that.â
âIâm not. Iâm trying to prove a point. If wequalify every American except for white ones, arenât we then saying that white is the norm? There may be more of us, but that doesnât make us the gold standard. An American is an American. Adjectives divide.â
âWell, I donât agree. But anyway, the gorgeous blonde is George Murphy.â
âExcuse me?â
âThatâs what he said. Hereâs her phone number, and Mr. Johnsonâs.â
More voices alerted us to the fact that the door was about to swing open. On impulse I dragged Wynnell into a stall. To avoid the problem of two pairs of feet being visible, I hopped up onto the toilet seat.
âThe trouble is she knows sheâs cute,â Voice One said. âThinks she can get away with anything. You should see how messy their house is.â
âSheâs just so tiny!â Voice Two said.
âAbigail this, Abigail that, thatâs all Harry seems to say anymore,â Voice One said. âHeâs absolutely smitten.â
âLinda admits sheâs jealous,â Voice Two said.
âWhy that little bitch Abigail!â Voice One said. They both laughed.
âWhy I never!â I said, but Wynnell has lightning-quick responses and covered my mouth almost immediately.
âWhat was that?â Voice One said.
âI think someoneâs in there,â Voice Two said.âAnyway, I warned them. I told them getting a Chihuahua puppy was like giving your heart away.â
The second they closed the restroom door behind them, Wynnell and I came tumbling out of the stall like a pair of acrobats. She was the first to recover.
âWeâre taking this back to the alley,â she said, grabbing my arm.
âWhy donât we just join the Rob-Bobs?â
For the record, Wynnell is eight inches taller than I and probably outweighs me by a good sixty pounds. I barely got a glimpse of the Chez Fez kitchen on my way to the rear entrance. But the glimpse I did get included about a dozen belly dancers standing around, spooning couscous into their mouths.
âDoes this mean I get the bald one, too?â one of them yelled.
In the alley, Wynnell propped me up against a brick wall. âAbby, I know that Rob Goldburg and Bob Steuben are close friends of yours. Iâm fond of them as well. But theyâre human like the rest of us.â
âI canât argue with you there. Whatâs going on, Wynnell?â
âIâm not suggesting they kidnapped Mozella. She could identify them and then theyâd have toââ She let go of me with one hand and made a slashing motion across her throat. âOf course if it came to that, Iâm suretheyâd hire an expert to do the job for them, and your mama wouldnât feel a thing. Come to think of it, thereâs any number of Yankees who would be only too glad to do that kind of work for free. After all, Mozella wasâI mean, isâthe quintessential example of the Deep South; gracious to a fault, and as eccentric as they come.â
I squirmed out of her reach. âWhat on earth are you talking about, Wynnell? Are you on some new medication? Has C.J. been giving you samples of her grannyâs home remedies again?â
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Catherine Palmer, Gail Gaymer Martin