the CND organizers, the NF mob, the police. You were quite funny, I admit, but you were unkind too. So when you asked if you could see me again I only said yes because I thought youâd give up when you knew going to church was part of the bargain.
It wasnât until 1 was in the bath that I realized I wanted to see you again, and wanted to see you in more than an ordinary way. I worried about that for a while, feeling as if I were betraying God or myself in some way. But then I thought, âThatâs ridiculous. God will just have to take her chance.â And so will I. Because if I canât survive a crush on a bigheaded schoolboy, then Iâm not likely to survive all the difficulties thatâll be thrown at me if I work for God. So, I thought, âPerhaps this quirky schoolboy is a sort of test, perhaps heâs a temptation I can use to find out how determined I am. In which case, I might just as well relax about him and get on and see what happens.â
If Iâm honest, though, I have to admit I didnât think you were much of a challenge. Didnât think youâd last long after church, even if you actually turned up. But here I am weeks later, still battling! And Iâve enjoyed every minute. Truly.
[ Pause. ]
What Iâm trying to tell you is that Iâve got the same sort of feeling now that I had about you in my bath. And just like then, I donât know why. But this time the feeling says the test is near its crisis. That thereâll be an end . . . No, thatâs wrong. Not an end but another beginning . . . Very soon. Which is why I want you to know, before it happens, the way things are. So that whatever happens thereâs no deception, and no pretence. Only honesty and truth. Or the truth as near as I can get to it.
Does this make sense? Do you understand?
Iâll worry till I know.
REVELATIONS
That first Sunday morning, when Nik met Julie at her front door, she said, âI donât mean to be rude, but would you mind if we didnât talk at all till after church? Iâll explain later.â
âIf thatâs what you want,â Nik said.
So they walked side by side, unspeaking, along empty streets, up through town to St Jamesâs, set on a hill above the hospital and below the cemetery.
Nik smiled to himself as they approached, thinking, âOn the trip from sickness to death stands the church of God, and itâs uphill all the way.â
Julie plodded along with such abstracted concentration that she might have been by herself. Her gait was urgently mechanical, her eyes fixed on the ground ahead, unseeing.
What was going on? Nik wondered. What was she thinking about? Was she worried? Or feeling ill and forcing herself to church? Or fed up? She certainly didnât look pleased or happy.
No, she looked more like someone utterly absorbed in a book. Consumed. That was the word.
Julie yomping to church puzzled him. Which made him all the more curious.
NIK â S NOTEBOOK :Â Â Must the insides of churches be like deep-freeze warehouses? St Jamesâs is a late-Victorian stone pile with walls painted white to try and brighten the place up. But all this does is make it look cold as well as feel cold. Is this what Jesus Christ intended for his fans?
âThou shalt build in my name large, cold mausoleums that shalt cost thee a bomb to keep up. These thou shalt perfume with the odour of damp dust, dirty underwear and dry rot. There shalt thou gather with glum faces, sit near the back, utter long prayers in mournful voices, sing tedious songs out of tune and very slowly, and generally give thyselves a thoroughly bad time.â
Not that Iâve been in many churches. None at all for ages, in fact. Maybe theyâve changed. Maybe theyâre terrific fun places now. But not St Jamesâs, thatâs for sure. I think the people who go there must be masochists. Or else they all have terrible guilt