answering questions, if we couldnât answer them all. I suggested a lottery, but Katethought we should read them all and answer the most urgent ones. In the end, we resolved just to keep doing our best.
But it did not seem to me like we were doing our best on Friday, when Piper and Bet werenât doing any work at all. They bolted in during study hall and scooted upstairs to the loft. I ignored them for a while. But then I started to worry that if Piper and Bet were suddenly best buddies, maybe Bet was up there right now telling Piper about the Forrest incident.
âWhat are they doing up there?â I finally asked Kate.
âPiperâs helping her with her makeup, for the contest. Didnât she tell you?â
âThe contestâthe MSTV contest?â
âRight. I hope she wins,â Kate said.
âBetâs going up against Taylor?â
âTaylor and everyone else whoâs trying to get their own show,â Kate said.
This was an odd development. I wasnât Betâs biggest fan, but I would root for her over Taylor any day.
Piper came bounding down the steps from the loft, holding her big professional-looking makeup case. Bet followed her, walking slowly and wearing a trim navy blue dress. Her eyelashes were curled and her lips were a soft pink.
âI donât know if I can do this,â Bet said.
âSure you can,â Kate said.
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Assemblies go one of two ways at Margaret Simon: Theyâre either horribly dull, or everyone gets sooooooooo into it that itâs completely rowdy and Principal Finklestein threatens all kinds of punishments until itâs over. The anchorperson contest turned out to be one of the wild ones.
It was kind of like a reality TV show where everyone is competing and thereâs something big at stake. Taylor auditioned first and showed a new round of
Gotcha!
clips, hoping to make an impression on the audience. Thankfully, there was no footage of me this time. Unlike the ones in her first show, these clips seemed very inside-jokey, and sometimes it wasnât clear which part was the âGotcha!â part. Some of the kids featured didnât go to our school, so they just didnâtpack the same punch. Quickly, the audience grew so rowdy you couldnât hear much of what was going on.
The restlessness started to take shape and turned into a chant that began at low volume but rose loud and clear: âBor-ing! Bor-ing! Bor-ing!â When nearly everyone seemed to be saying it, I joined in, tooâafter checking around to make sure Forrest wasnât anywhere nearby. I didnât want him to see me being mean.
Principal Finklestein intervened, of course, and when Taylorâs segment ended, there was some brief, polite applause. A few people booed, which made me wonder if they would boo for Bet too.
Clem was next. She put a new spin on her old show,
Clemâs Crib.
This one was
Around the World with Clem Caritas.
In it, she showed the camera her favorite fashion souvenirs: a batik sarong from Bali, a sickly expensive purse from L.A., some rose soap that âsomeone really lovelyâ gave her in Paris. You get the idea. Clem received no boos, and at the end people cheered for her so that her name stretched to two syllables. âCleh-em! Cleh-em!â But I think they cheered because she was great to look at no matter what she was talking about.
The other entrants received pretty much the same excited response. There was the kid who did magic tricks. Not bad, actually, but it didnât seem like he knew enough tricks to do a weekly show all year long. One girl performed a one-woman play,
Me and My Dog, Sophie.
It wascute and funny, and, afterward, people in the audience shouted âWoof! Woof! Woof!â I thought she might win. A dog in cute little people clothes would be a hard act to follow. Bet was next.
Her video began to roll, and I felt a shiver as I saw images of the Pink Locker Society Web