Myron.â
âNot a problem. He stood me up.â
âRita, you promised meâno details about your sex life.â
âNot funny, little lamb. I was on my way to meet him at our favorite Chinese restaurant on Second Avenue. He phoned me and said he couldnât make it due to a âprior commitment.ââ
âMeaning what, he had to perform an emergency root canal?â
âI donât know,â Rita sighed. âAnd thatâs enough about him, okay? Iâve been working ever since I got home and Iâve made serious progress on those Boso shots. Want to hear what Iâve got?â
âIâm all ears.â
âI couldnât find a thing in her black velvet thong gallery. The nightstandâs bare, and there are no reflections in the pictures on the wall. But I had much better luck with the yacht. Or I should say sloop. Sheâs a Pearson 365. The Pearson 365 is thirty-six feet long and was built between 1976 and 1982. There are still quite a few of them out there. They go for around fifty thou. I just sent you a link from a yacht brokerâs Web site. See it?â
âHang onâ¦â I flipped open my laptop and downloaded the link. âYeah, that sure looks like it.â
âI also zoomed in on the shoreline in the background. You were rightâitâs the South Shore. Babylon Cove to be exact.â
âAwesome. This gets me in the game. Youâre the best, Rita.â
âSlow down, because it gets more awesome. I hit a home run with that video of Boso on the balconyâthanks to this killer new image-enhancing software Iâve got. You were also right about that reflection in her sunglasses. Hang on, Iâm sending you the image now. Itâs digitally magnified and sharpened, okay? And I think youâre going to recognize a certain something.â¦â
âHey, thatâs the Statue of Liberty,â I exclaimed, studying the digitally enhanced image on my screen. âAnd thereâs Lower Manhattan. And the Verrazano Bridge over there.⦠I give up, where do you get this kind of a view?â
âFrom a high-rise building on Staten Island. The Rosebank section, to be specific. Thanks to the slight convexity of her sunglass lenses we can see downward. Look at the very bottom of the image. Do you see that greenery just before the waterâs edge?â
âYeah. Itâs a park of some kind.â
âItâs the Alice Austin House, a National Historic Landmark thatâs on the corner of Hylan Boulevard and Edgewater Street about two miles from the Staten Island Ferry Terminal. I searched the realty listings for high-rise units around there, and it turns out thereâs a whole nest of high-rise luxury condos on Hylan Boulevard that I had no idea even existed. Staten Islandâs not exactly ground zero for chic living, know what Iâm saying? I took a virtual tour of a twelfth-floor unit in The Gateway. Weâre talking uber high-end. Doorman, swimming pool, underground parking, the works. And theyâre asking a sweet six hundred thou for a measly little one-bedroom. The reason being that every unit enjoys panoramic views of the Statue of Liberty from its floor-to-ceiling windows and private balcony. And guess what? The twelfth floor of The Gateway has almost the same exact view thatâs reflected in Bosoâs sunglasses.â
âIâm liking the sound of this, Rita.â
âWait, it gets even better. I started checking out the neighboring buildings, okay? Want to guess who owns the Crown Towers right across the street from The Gateway? Top Hat Property Management. Want to guess who owns the controlling interest in Top Hat? Mr. Joe Minetta, boss of the Minetta crime family.â
Right away, my wheels were spinning. Morrie was in deep to Joe Minetta, according to Leah Shimmel. Not a surprise if the highly diversified Minetta family happened to be in the highly lucrative