Real Life RPG by Jackson Gray

is a perma player out here by herself, where are your parents at?”
    It was then I could notice the elf really was a girl instead of a woman. She looked no more than 15, even through her elven looks the game had given her it was apparent.
    “My parents are around, they just haven’t showed up yet” Bianca said as she held her arrow ready.
    “You should go to them, do you need help getting back to your meeting place?” I said as I kept my hands up.
    The girl looked somewhat defeated and lowered her bow. “I don’t know how to get there or how to explain to my parents to come and get me. I joined a party of some kids I knew and they teleported me out here so we could fight and get a soul stone for one of the boys who wanted to be an orc. It got late for them so they had to log off which left me here by myself. I can’t log off and the animals here are too tough to fight. My dad has logged on and sent me messages trying to find me but he had to go and said he would be back tomorrow”.
    “Well you are welcome to join our party and we will get you back home” I spoke up.
    “You need a guild girl, but you can’t join us as an elf” Ferocity said looking her up and down.
    “Why not?” Bianca replied. “He is a human” she said as she pointed at me.
    “He is going to change his race soon, to fit in with the rest of our guild” Ferocity said as Leeroy came up chewing on what I thought was a femur.
    “Why you talk to food?” Leeroy asked as he looked in my direction.
    “Bianca is not food” I replied as he looked puzzled.
    “She is good food, sweet meats” Leeroy said as he licked his lips.
    “Bianca is a friend Leeroy, I still know you are hungry, there is other food we can find here” I replied as Bianca seemingly forgot we were a threat and hid behind Ferocity.
    “Leeroy needs more food. Give me food”.
    “What city were you in girl?” Ferocity asked.
    “I was in Eldenia, it is where I was turned into an elf” Bianca replied.
    “I have never been there so I cannot use a teleportation scroll” Ferocity said as she looked to be in deep thought. “How did you turn into an elf? The dungeon to the Frost Lands is a level 20 dungeon at least and that’s only if you are a part of a party”.
    “My father plays this game a lot, he got me a soul stone” Bianca replied.
    “Well if you join our party we will get you another one then you can change your race. After that we will take you to either Orcx, Goblinea or Tromp to pick out you a new race. Once you are changed you can join our guild, you family is welcomed to join as well and nothing like what could have happened here today will be repeated”.
    The girl nodded and Ferocity pulled out a teleportation scroll and transported us after Bianca accepted our party request. We arrived at an intimidating looking castle one I had seen the outside of only once before. It was here I used to fight alongside of the fire demon Brutale, ensuring that he did not get too strong from the glitch. I could see a party coming back out of the castle, two members had low life points. Leeroy instantly went on the attack, killing one of them quickly.
    “What the fuck is a mountain troll doing in this part of the game?” I heard a familiar voice say, it was Big Sally.
    “Waiting for dumbasses” I spoke as I let them see me. Big Sally had three other people with him, well two now that Frankie had been killed. Sally was a level 23 now and well outfitted, his companions were two level 60 mages. We should have backed out of the fight as Leeroy then charged Sally as he ordered his party members to kill us. Sally died just as the mages were about to release their magic, the mages pointed at Leeroy and froze him instantly.
    “Finally I don’t have to deal with that asshole” one of the mages, a man named FireFly said as he sat down.
    “You know we are probably going to get punished for this” his partner named Serenity replied.
    “The hell we are, we killed these four”