down his spoon and cut his eyes to the four men. âShut up,â he said. âYouâre beginning to bother me.â
Woody flushed a deep red. âOld man, do you know who youâre talkinâ to?â
âNo. And I donât care. Now shut your mouth and let me enjoy my meal.â
Woody pushed back his chair and stood up. He wore two guns, Remington conversions, Jamie noted.
âWoody,â the barkeep said. âThatâs Jamie Ian MacCallister.â
âI donât give a damn who it is,â Woody said. âFar as Iâm concerned heâs just a noisy olâ fart who eats like a hog and probably hasnât had a bath since last summer. Get up, old man, and make your apologies for sassinâ me.â
Jamie smiled, and then bluntly and very profanely told Woody where to go, how far to venture, in what part of his anatomy he should stick his pistols, and added that he could ram his horse up there, too, for if that part of his behind was anywhere near as large as his mouth, there would be ample room.
âGoddamn you!â Woody finally screamed, after recovering from his shock at being spoken to in such a manner. Back where Woody had come fromâMissouriâhe was known as a real tough fellow. A man who liked to hit women, fight smaller men, and strut around on Saturday nights, showing off his fancy guns. âMake your play, you old bastard!â
Jamie lifted the sawed-off 12 gauge with his right hand and pulled the trigger. The buckshot took Woody in the center of his swelled-up chest and knocked the man off his boots, flinging him backward to land on the table heâd just left. The legs of the table collapsed and pinned one of Woodyâs pals to the floor. The other two jumped out of the way and grabbed for iron.
Jamie fired the other barrel of the Greener and then added his left-hand Colt to the fracas. The whole thing had taken about five seconds.
âDearJesusChristAmighty!â the thug pinned under the table and Woodyâs leaking body bellered. âDonât kill me, Iâm out of this!â He cut his eyes first to one of his friends lying mortally wounded to his left, and then to the other friend, lying as dead as a hammer to his right, his face unrecognizable from the heavy blast of buckshot.
The man who had stood at the bar and warned Woody shook his head. âI told you, boy,â he muttered. âMacCallister is a ring-tailed tooter.â
Jamie opened the shotgun and pulled out the empties, loading up full. Then he loaded up the Coltâs cylinder and laid both weapons on the table. âIâm tired of punks and hooligans woolinâ me around,â he said. âIâll not take no more of it. Not from this day forward. Goddamn young people nowadays have no respect for their elders.â
âYou want some more stew, Mr. MacCallister?â the barkeep asked in a nervous voice.
âHalp!â the thug pinned under the table and Woodyâs body hollered. âHalp!â
âShut up,â Jamie told him. âYouâre getting on my nerves, boy.â
âYes, sir,â the trapped thug said weakly. âWhatever you say, sir.â
Jamie walked over to the wounded man, lying to the left of the thug with the table and the body on top of him. Jamie had fired just as the man was turning, and dusted him, the bullet going in one side and blowing out the other.
The man blew blood bubbles and gasped, âGuess we made a . . . real bad mistake, didnât we, Mr. MacCallister?â
âIt certainly appears that way.â
âI really donât want to die, Mr. MacCallister.â
âI never met anybody who did.â
âMaybe I wonât. Maybe Iâll get better.â
Jamie stood over the young man and watched him close his eyes. A few seconds later, he slipped quietly beyond the veil. Jamie looked over at the barkeep. âYou know these fellows?â
âThey been