The Love Manifesto. The second episode ever. Someday, when I have my own syndicated showâyou know, with big advertisers and everythingâyou can say you were here when it all began. You watched the tiny acorn grow into a mighty oak.
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That last song was âArea Codesâ by Ludacris. Itâs about the women heâs got all over the countryâin all different area codes. And an excellent song to open up the topic for today.
But first I want to talk about something else. Earlier today, someone asked me to list all the reasons why I loved my ex. That got me thinking. And since I like a challenge,Iâm going to share the list with you, my loyal listeners. Donât you feel lucky? Letâs seeâ¦the first reason I love my ex is because she always leveled with me, good news or bad. Sure, it blew up in my face when she dumped me, but sheâd been straight with me before that.
Reason number two is the way her face lights up when she gets her McDonaldâs French fries. Of course, I just got fired from a French fry place, so Iâm still a little fragile. But, honestly, is there anything more perfect than that little bit of fried sunshine?
Now before I bore everyone with more stories about my girlfriendâsorry, my ex-girlfriendâIâm going to talk about another subject that is cutting me deep. And, yes, itâs all tied into this topic of love. The topic is parents. You might be wondering what parents have to do with the song âArea Codesâ by Ludacris. Just hang in there.
Thinking about my parents and their relationship skeeves me out. Thinking about them having sex totally skeeves me out. I mean, can anyone out there even look at their parents kissing? I think weâre hardwired to be disgusted by that. But Iâm getting way off topic here.
At first I wasnât going to mention this one on the air, but Iâve decided to keep it real here on The Love Manifesto. And thereâs no way I can keep it real without bringing this up.
I saw something the other day that freaked me out. No, it wasnât my parents kissing. No, it wasnât finding condoms in my fatherâs nightstand. No, it wasnât my folks hooking up on the kitchen counterâthat was when I was five. God,that was disgusting. What I saw the other day totally blows all that stuff out of the water.
It was much worse.
If you want a hint, just listen to the song I just finished playing.
But if you want to hear all the gory details, youâll have to stay tunedâ¦.
All I can say is if my dad is so unhappy with my mom, why wouldnât he just tell her he wanted a divorce? Why wouldnât he suggest they go to counseling to try to work things out? I mean, he mustâve been head over heels for her once, otherwise they would never have gotten married, right?
Well, before I reveal too much too soon, Iâll let you guys listen to another tune. And when we return Iâll share some feedback I got from a listener about what âtoo comfortableâ means and maybe list a few more reasons I love my ex. This one is called âLast Timeâ by Secondhand Serenadeâ¦.
Outro Music: âLast Timeâ by Secondhand Serenade
CHAPTER TEN
T he two-story brick buildings of the Schuyler Village condominium complex sit on the hill behind the hospital. The complex isnât far from Dimitriâs house and is nothing like the high-end condos they just built down the road. The place is bordered on two sides by a chain-link fence and on another by the highway. We trawl around until we find the Acura parked next to a row of blue Dumpsters. I pull into a space and stare at my fatherâs girlfriendâs car. It seems to be in pretty good shape for an â01, with only a few small scratches on the left rear bumper and a hairline crack in the taillight on the same side. Peeling tribal decals stretch along the side from the