Chapter 1Â Â Not Again!
Most mice hate humans. But the way I see it, the critters who invented cheese canât be all bad.
Besides, these days some of my best friends are humansâthe small humans of Mrs. Olsonâs third grade class at Crittertown Elementary School. These kids helped save our home! So we started âhanging outâ together every weekday after school. Human expressions are so strange. Hanging out has nothing to do with hangers or clotheslines. But it is fun!
I like hanging out at the post office with my mouse friends Grayson and Nilla. You never know what youâre going to find in the trash cans, in the recycling bins, and on the snack table. Once we found half a hamburger!
In late November the treats really piled up. We sampled homemade fudge, Christmas cookies, nuts, and a âcheese log.â Thatâs not as weird as it sounds. Forget trees; this was soft cheese pressed into the shape of a log. And like every other kind of cheese, itâs so delicious!
Anyway, one night after closing time, we went upstairs for some treasure hunting. But we found something that made our fur stand on end.
Grayson suddenly squeaked, âClosing the school!â
Nilla dropped the muffin wrapper sheâd been nibbling. âWhat?â
I raced up the Priority Mail display to join Grayson at the community bulletin board. As the grandson of our colonyâs leader, Grayson had an interest in politics. He often read the notices about town council meetings. Usually they just talked about the cost of snowplows and other things that didnât matter to us. But thisâ¦
I read the words twice and then moaned. âThey canât do it!â
Nilla reads more slowly than I do. So she asked, âWho canât do what?â
Grayson answered, âThe council is going to discuss closing Crittertown Elementary School!â
Nilla squeaked with joy. âNo more homework, no more math, and we could play with the children all dayânot just in the afternoons! Why do you look so glum?â
Grayson shook his head. âThe kids would still have to go to school. They just wouldnât go right here in town.â
I read to the end of the notice. âThe plan is to merge with Lakeville Elementary, which is a larger, newer school about 20 miles from here.â
Nilla looked as sad as the time we opened the clerkâs cookie tin and found a sewing kit instead of shortbread. I hated to explain the worst part. âOur friends would have to take a bus to school. Theyâd be gone longer each day. And we might lose the playground.â
Nilla wailed, âI love the playground!â
I shrugged. âWell itâs one of the things that needs costly repairs.â
We felt almost too low to check the snack table. But we knew the rest of the colony was counting on us. So we each grabbed a cookie to slide under the worn rubber seal on the post officeâs back door.
As soon as we entered the basement, our cookie-loving comrades swarmed.
Someone squeaked, âDid you get any of the ones with sprinkles?â
âI like icing!â
âAny brownies?â
Only our nervous friend, Twitchy, sensed something was wrong. Of course, Twitchy always thinks something is wrong. Sadly, sometimes heâs right!
Twitchy asked questions in a frightened rush. âWhat is it? Have the postal bosses changed their minds? Will they be closing the office after all?â
Grayson shook his head. âThe elementary school.â
Twitchy sighed with relief. âThatâs okay. As long as we have a home.â
Twitchy was a real stay-in-the-nest type of mouse. He hadnât gotten to know the children yet. He couldnât understand why this news made us so gloomy.
Our leader, Brownback, understood. He said, âItâs not good for the townânot to mention your young friends.â Then he sighed. âBut what can we do about it?â
I thought about
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