TVs, the anchorman continued. âBut why quibble with the story?â he asked with a smirk. âEveryoneâs a winner. Hound TV gets a ratings boost, the PR firm gets a fee, and Morning McCobb gets his fifteen minutes of fame.â His voice dropped to funereal. âThe only loser is the truth. And everyone who still believes in reporting it.â
Portiaâs swelling rage over her motherâs infamy dashing all hopes of her getting into any film school, ever, careened in a new direction. The only way to recover from the curse of having a mother who was a whore in the temple of journalism was to do the Jesus thing: Clean out the temple! Her video essay wasnât going to be a little
60 Minutes
segment. It was going to be a kick-ass exposé of the media-industrial complex! A story of how two forces of blatant self-interest, Hound TV and her mother, had plucked Morning McCobb off the street and turned him into the newest fake of the month. It would be so Michael Moore!
As Portia hurried out of the museum, she flashed on a title.
Sucko.
11
Vanishing Act
The same stone-faced anchorman filled Pennyâs living room with his gravitas. Morning stood at a window and peeked through the crack in a closed curtain. Pennyâs voice drifted out of her office. She had been on the phone for the last hour. He pulled out his cell phone and speed-dialed a number.
âHello, Morning,â Birnam answered. âWeâre off to a fine start.â
âFine start?â Morning stammered. âEveryone thinks Iâm a fake.â
âOf course they do. When theyâve logged billions of hours watching fictional vampires doing their thing on movie screens, one vampire playing misty for them on the news is not going to turn them into true believers.â
âBut there were eyewitnesses.â
Birnam laughed. âUFOs have witnesses too. That doesnât make everyone a believer.â
Morning peeped through the curtain. âIf they donât believe me, then why does the street outside Pennyâs apartment look like a media block party?â
âMorning,â Birnam explained patiently, âthey donât even know youâre in there. Theyâre there for Penny.â
âWhy Penny?â
âSheâs the witch behind the âalleged vampire.â And thereâs nothing the masses like better than a witch-burning. Believe me, Iâve seen a few.â
Morning was in no mood to appreciate Birnamâs little joke. And the fact that nobody believed him wasnât the only thing on his mind. âHow did Sister Flora hear a rumor about me becoming a vampire? Did you plant that?â
âVery good, Morning. Yes, I did it to move things along.â Morning started to speak but Birnam cut him off. âBut thatâs water under the bridge. Or fog under the bridge. For now, just let things play out, and trust Penny. Youâre the Leaguer, sheâs the handler. Remember that.â
Birnam hung up as Penny leaned into the room with her portable phone pressed to her chest. âGuess who Iâm on hold with.â
He shrugged. âNot a clue.â
âAlly Alfamen.â
âThe host of
Wake Up America
?â
âThe one and only.â She gestured at the television. âWeâll give the spinners of spin city till morning to get it wrong, then, first thing tomorrow, weâll set the record straight.â Hearing a voice on her phone, she disappeared into the office.
Morning tried to absorb the latest development. From Drake Sanders to
Wake Up America
was a huge leap. His next appearance would have dozens of witnesses and millions of viewers. He had to plan it carefully. And there was one place he did his best thinking.
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The jam of news crews clogging her street didnât surprise Portia. She was glad none of them had done enough homework to know what Penny Dredfulâs daughter looked