work.â
Hearing this, Cody felt relieved. The two of them climbed to their feet and exchanged a fist bump.
âWhen will you try out this so-called plan?â Jessica asked.
âTomorrow,â Cody said. âRight after school. Iâve put it off long enough.â
Cody awoke before dawn the next morning, unable to get back to sleep. He had tossed and turned for much of the night, finding it nearly impossible to shut off his brain as dozens of different âwhat ifâ scenarios ran through his head.
What if this crazy plan of his dadâs didnât work? What if all it did was make Dante even angrier? What if the big guy decided to whack him like a piñata right then and there? Good luck sending up a Bat-Signal to Jessica.
No, in a cruel bit of irony, Jessica would be at her karate class by 2:45. And what could she do even if she knew Cody was getting pummeled? Raise her hand and say, âSensei, may I be excused to go save my not-so-chubby friend from Milwaukee again?â
Not so chubbyâthat doesnât sound bad, Cody thought. Even in his wired state, it made him smile.
All morning in school, he could barely pay attention. In Ms. Wratchedâs science class, he completely zoned out. Part of that had to do with Ms. Wratched, who spoke in a low, droning monotone and who had been deemed the Most Boring Teacher Ever by much of the eighth grade. But part of it was Codyâs out-of-control imagination, which kept picturing Danteâs fist crashing into his face like some kind of killer asteroid.
At lunch, Cody plopped down next to Jordy, Connor, and Willie at their usual table.
âI have an announcement,â Cody said, rustling through his lunch bag. âToday is D-day. And you know who the D stands for.â
Three pairs of eyebrows shot up at once.
âDude, didnât we go over this?â Jordy said. âDidnât we say heâll pound you like aââ
âBad piece of meat. I know, I knowâ¦â Cody said. He shook his head firmly. âItâs still D-day.â
His three friends looked at one another with alarm.
âWill you talk to the boy?â Willie said to Connor. âTell him heâs not just walking into the jaws of death, heâs sprinting?â
Connor started to speak, but Cody held up a hand.
âI donât intend to get my butt whupped,â he said. âSure, it could happen. But Iâm hoping to use psychology.â
âPsychology,â Willie repeated. He looked incredulously at Jordy and Connor, then back to Cody. âHow about if Dante uses physics? Such as Newtonâs Third Law: for every action, thereâs an equal and opposite reaction? Like, you come near him and he punches your lights out?â
Cody gulped. But he tried to keep his voice even.
âI think Iâll be okay,â he said, taking a bite of an apple. âBesides, look what Iâm eating now instead of cookies. Getting in fighting shape!â
Hearing himself talk so boldly about a showdown with Dante, Cody felt like the proverbial kid whistling past a graveyard. But there was no sense getting into the details of his plan right now. Or when he would execute it. His buddies wouldnât understand. Or theyâd think he was nuts and try to talk him out of it.
Soon the conversation shifted away from Dante to a new video game, Wipeout on 64th St. , where the hero surfer navigated his board through a grim urban obstacle course filled with menacing villains. Cody sighed and looked out the window. Even though it was a warm sunny day, he felt a shiver go through him. Wish the only thing I had to worry about was video game bad guys, he thought. At that moment, he felt like the loneliest kid on the planet.
The rest of the afternoon seemed to crawl by even more slowly than the morning had. Social studies was Codyâs favorite subject. But when Miss Brock stood in front of the class and said, âWho can name