crocodile.â
Quickly, he filled her in on the events of the previous day, including the older boyâs sarcastic comment about Codyâs mock interview with Willie and the semi-threat he had made after the Orioles win.
âIâm not afraid of him,â Cody said, plopping down on the Hoffmanâs lawn. He glanced sheepishly at Jessica. âOkay, Iâm a little afraid. Guess I have to stand up to him, though. Unless I hire you to be my security detail.â
âYou canât afford my rates,â Jessica said, spinning and delivering a kick to an imaginary foe. Then she grinned. âI start at five hundred bucks an hour. But since weâre friends, Iâd cut you a break. Only four ninety-nine.â
âGee, thanks,â Cody said. But even that little joke couldnât cheer him up. âWhy does he hate me so much, anyway?â
âNot sure,â Jessica said, sitting down next to him. âBut heâs an angry kid. I hear he lives with his mom, who works all hours. His brothers are always pushing him around. All they do is skip school and hang out in the park bothering people. Iâm surprised Dante still plays baseballâmaybe itâs to get away from them.â
She pulled up a tuft of grass and idly tossed it in the air.
âMy advice, Wisconsin Boy,â she continued, âis to just stay away from him. You donât want to get into a fight with him. Heâs bigger than you, heâs older than youâ¦â
Her voice trailed off, then she shook her head emphatically. âI donât think that would go too well for the Oriolesâ newest relief pitcher,â she added. âMaybe Danteâll get bored with you and start picking on someone else.â
It reminded Cody of the conversation heâd had at lunch earlier that day with Willie, Jordy, and Connor. Weeks ago, Cody had confided in them about the trouble heâd been having with Dante. But when heâd sat down with them today and told them he was tired of being bullied and was thinking of confronting Dante to make it stop, they had all looked at him as if heâd lost his mind.
âDude, heâll pound you like a bad piece of meat,â Jordy had said.
âBreak you into little pieces,â Connor had added.
âYeah,â Willie had said, âthen break those little pieces into little pieces.â
âThanks for the vote of confidence,â Cody had said glumly, taking a bite of his sandwich.
âPlus, donât forget the Rottweiler Twins,â Jordy had added. âEven if, by some miracle, you manage to get Dante to back down, heâll sic his crazy brothers on you.â
But sitting here now with Jessica, as twilight descended and the first chirping of crickets could be heard, Cody had already made up his mind. It was time to stand up to the big guy.
âI have a plan.â¦â Cody said now. Jessica was sitting with her knees curled under her chin, rocking back and forth, and now she looked up.
âActually, itâs something my dad thought up,â Cody continued. âAnd by the way? Itâs designed to help me not get my butt whipped.â
He explained the plan to Jessica exactly as it had been explained to him, beginning with the three sentences his dad had scribbled on the napkin in the restaurant near Camden Yards.
When he was through, Jessica was silent. She sat there with her brow furrowed, looking off into the distance, as if considering all the ramifications of what Cody had just proposed.
Well, he thought, at least sheâs not doubled over with laughter. At least she didnât blurt out, âWow, that might be the stupidest thing I ever heard!â That was encouragingâsort of.
Finally, Jessica nodded almost imperceptibly. âYou know,â she said, âit just might work. In fact, seeing how Dante reacted when I kicked him with all the kids watching, Iâd say it will
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