Texts from Bennett by Mac Lethal Page B

reward LoL damn dis bitch luv me
    ME: Dude!
    ME: You lied to my neighbor about saving her cat. If she knew the truth she’d probably try to kill you.
    BENNETT: why u haten on a balla ?
    ME: She’s my neighbor! I LIVE here.
    ME: Did you not gain anything from the conversation we had after you stole the Adderall?
    BENNETT: yes i realy did dats why im like why u trippen i didnt steal nuthin
    ME: YOU STOLE A FUCKING CAT!
    BENNETT: i didnt steal nuthin from U doe
    ME: You’re a thief, dude.
    BENNETT: i aint no thief i dont gatta steel shit i git hella chee$e
    ME: Oh do you? Then why don’t you have a job yet?
    BENNETT: if u wud stop piccin on me i cud tell u sumthin
    ME: What?
    BENNETT: i got a job
    BENNETT: 4 real i found a gig to work at
    ME: Oh really?
    BENNETT: yup
    ME: Liar.
    BENNETT: i sweir..100 precent tru
    BENNETT: i got hired 2day
    ME: Doing what?
    BENNETT: daliverin pizza
    ME: Delivering pizza?!
    ME: ON YOUR BIKE???
    BENNETT: i no but dats why i need Ur help wit da bitch acros da street.if i can make her fall in luv wit me she will let me use her car to daliver pizza..she drive a DOpe ride!
    BENNETT: her dad died and left her tons of money so she a rich ass ho
    ME: Wait wait wait . . .
    ME: Your plan . . .
    BENNETT: wat
    ME: Let me get this straight. Your plan. Is to manipulate Tallulah into letting you drive her car . . . A BMW SUV . . . To deliver pizzas?
    BENNETT: can git U ur money dis way
    ME: What are you going to tell Tallulah?
    BENNETT: wat do u mean
    ME: Won’t she get suspicious that a “house owner” needs to drive her car all the time? What about the fact it will smell like pizza?
    BENNETT: peep game
    BENNETT: heres wat i wuz thinken i will B like baby i want to pratect da enviranmint so we shud share a car i will stop driven my car and u can let me use urs
    BENNETT: she luvs me i bet she say yes
    ME: You don’t own a car.
    BENNETT: she dont kno dat..i pointed at ur bitch car an said it wuz mine
    ME: No you didn’t.
    BENNETT: why da fucc it matta ? im jus maccin on her
    ME: So who did you say the people that live in “your” house are?
    BENNETT: i said yall my meth head cuzins
    ME: WHAT?!?!
    Fuck! Agghhhh!
    I was so shocked by his behavior that I accidentally tripped and stubbed my toe on my dishwasher. Shouldn’t pace around the house while texting.
    ME: Oh my god! Come to the house immediately. You and I need to have a serious chat. I’m not fucking with you. Do NOT steal or fuck anything up. Just come here.
    BENNETT: R u gonna tell talula da truth
    BENNETT: dont snitch on me nigga rats sleep wif da fishes
    ME: You’re unbelievable.
    ME: It’s so embarrassing that I’m not going to tell her so I can avoid having my neighbors think my family is crazy.
    BENNETT: R u gunna tell harper
    ME: Maybe. Maybe not. Come to the house ASAP.
    BENNETT: do u mind if i stop by talula house on da way their i”m stress out about dis hole thing and wont feel beter till i C her
    That was the problem with Bennett. He had an innocent heart. His upbringing and the environments he grew up in were the reason he was so lost. Constantly lying. Pilfering pills and cats. Being crass and rude. The fact that he took the initiative to stop by Tallulah’s on the way back made one thing clear though: he felt guilty and needed to confess. For Bennett to need to be absolved and cleansed of his wrongdoings to Tallulah, even though she didn’t know one way or the other, was pretty big of him. I could see the sprouts of maturity starting to blossom from the soul of my young cousin’s rich soil.
    ME: That’s big of you. Do you want to come pick the money up so you can give it back to her when you apologize?
    BENNETT: wat
    BENNETT: apalagize? nah . i jus wanna stop by her crib and try 2 git laid real quicc i jus buy condems dont wanna waist $
    Never mind.
    ME: No. Come here now. I’m going to go for a jog. I’ll talk to you after I get showered.
    I was majorly put off by the shit he was stirring. My aunt was in